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Summer Break 2010…. what is everyone doing to fill the time?

2010-08-21T21:30:27Z

I had a disastrous “Married Date” tonight…. made my excuses and left early…. text a mate to call me and pretend there was a work issue…

Counting down to 6th September…. Martin…. where’s your clock?

Any Old Guff

2009-11-19T21:35:09Z

Thought it might an be an idea to start a thread that is dedicated to non-LMP activities - Movies that we’ve seen or music we’ve listened to or general observations on life in general…..proving that we are mature well-rounded individuals who appreciate that although LMP is the greatest thing in our lives we are capable of things outside it…..arn’t we? - alright who’s kidding who…..

Lets see how this one plays out….

Techy Thread

2010-08-30T19:33:54Z

Thought I’d start this one up to avoid boring the arse of all the non Geeks amongst us - although in conversersations the geek is strong in most of us….anyway - finally got round to an Iphone 4 - with its zillion apps - so about some of the cooler ones to download….suggestions please…and managed to surf to the LMP site - having a piccie on Jennifer on my phone did brighten my day - as having piccies of the girls would - he added swiftly…....

Thursday 19th 4-6pm

2010-08-19T23:04:11Z

This was my first visit to a LMP and certainly won’t be my last!
Ladies Partying – Antonia, Pamela, Rhea, Jewells, Jasmine, Lena, Danielle, Carmella, Rafiella, Jennifer and Emily.
It seemed that everyone arrived at the same time causing a bit of a queue for the shower, which made me a bit late starting. Being a newbie and not really sure what to do, I could see that everyone else was busy partying, I kinda must have looked like a naughty school boy waiting outside the headmasters office! Never fear, Em grabbed my hand and led me back to the classroom, err, I mean bedroom and laid me down next to Antonia who was being chupped by another one of the chaps. She then proceeded to give me the most sensuous BJ, it was amazing, what a start to my LMP experience! We then changed positions, with the other chap laid on the bed receiving head from Antonia while I was taking my first woop doggy style with her, which was swiftly followed with a pop.
I needed a drink, so went upstairs for one but only had a couple of sips of wine before Jewels came up wanting to play, how could I refuse! No room on the bed so she sat me down on the chair where a long BJ/hand job ensued, culminating in me making a mess all over her gorgeous chest. That was intense and my legs were like jelly, so I upstairs for another rest and to try to put some fluids back in my body! (Continued)

Newbie Queries

2009-04-19T16:51:49Z

Hi guys

So many newbies have questions very often asked before.

So we thought we create this thread where all newbies can post their questions.

This gives a central point to all newbies to post their questions which will be answered by either myself, Moss, one of the girls or a fellow guest.

So all you newbies get asking those questions!!

hugs and kisses
LadyM
xx

Good luck Moss.

2010-08-19T10:43:22Z

Moss,

I read about this on the other thread and thought I’d start a new one. It has truly been a pleasure to talk with you over the last few years. I hope you get better and maybe I will see you there every now and then.

Best of luck

IF

2010-08-26T09:18:08Z

With extreme apologies to Rudyard Kipling, I found myself pondering on my favourite poem recently and came up with the following amended version that I thought I’d share with you during the break.

IF…..

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on les girls,
If you can come again when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can perv and not be tired by perving,
Or being laid down, just lie back and enjoy,
Or being wanked, don’t give way to wanking,
And yet don’t come too soon, nor last too long:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your mistress;
If you can lick - and not make licking your aim;
If you can meet with any two of the girls
And treat them just the same as any two others;
If you can bear to see the pussy you’ve chupped
Licked by knaves for their personal pleasure,
Or watch the girls you gave your life to, leave,
And stoop and big Em up for finding brand new lovelies:

If you can make one heap of all your postings
And risk it on one game of cards with Moss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your cock and balls and tongue
To serve the girls long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
When Antonia commands you: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with T’n'T and keep your virtue,
’ Or walk with Em & Moss - nor lose the common touch,
if neither guys nor loving girls can hurt you,
If all men party with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving party
With 120 minutes’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And - which is more - you’ll be a Man, my son!

naughty (ish) jokes

2009-09-10T14:18:08Z

Q: What are the small bumps around a womans nipple for?
A: It’s braille for “Suck here.”
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Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It’s the same as a french kiss but down under.
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Q: Why were hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they cum they’re wet and wild but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Football Guff

2010-03-31T11:30:55Z

MAJOR problems peeps

Rooney injured :(

Final Friday

2010-08-21T09:27:44Z

After the Herculean efforts of the Thursday - a much more relaxed affair - didn’t really expect too much from yours truly and that’s how it turned out…
But - a double blow job from Chanelle and Yolnada with a cracking pop over Yolanda - a lovely deep massage from Chanelle,a fabulous bobbing blow job off Jennifer and more playing with Chanelle and Yolanda - it was all over for me by now but Stella made a valient effort to no avail…..but the fact that she tried does mean I know hold a full score card….albeit briefly - so a fine end to the season.

Nice to see Baz and realised that the guy that was leaving at the end of the second party was TSM - after he’d left - so never got chance to say hallo.
We also some very nice champaigne which created one of the funner moments when Em told Antonia she was putting the shampoo in the freezer which baffled Antonia until it was explained about the nickname…..visons of Antonia in the shower with a frozen solid bottle of Head & Shoulders….

Thanks to all for a fine season - Em,Shona,T&T and new guy Dwaine who has stepped into Chris’s shoes very well - and here’s looking to a triumphent return for the new term.

Bless you all…..