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Wednesday 9th May 1-3

2012-05-15T17:21:23+00:00

So hello all, my first post in the forum and it’s going to be a report. I’ve been 4 or 5 times now, but never shared the experience!

I hadn’t been planning to go, but went on the website to see if there were new girls, and came across the pictures of the stunning Natalie. A quick phone call, two hours train and tube journey and there I was outside the basement door, panting a little but eager for action. Quick change, shower, gulp half a beer and off we go.

Straight off me and another guy got grabbed by Sabrina, thrown on the bed and assaulted! Not short of energy that one (aka right nutter - in a good way of course). Back and forth, kissing, sucking and a continuous filthy commentary to keep us entertained. Then, rubber up and jump on top for a ride in her shaven haven. Sharing is caring, though, and when I saw someone waiting in the doorway I offered him my seat and took a wander.

Next in my sights was Vanessa. I’ve had an eye on her on the website for ages, but she’s never been there when I’ve attended. Taller than I thought, but super sexy body and face and a lovely naughty twinkle in her eye. She gave me a delicious blow job, with lots of smiling eye contact which was hot as hell. Natalie was next to us, so I got my first feel of her lovely natural tits at the same time which heightened the experience. Then, those wonderful words from Vanessa, “Do you want to get a condom”...What do you think? I climbed on top of her and it wasn’t long before I was spurting inside her.

Jumped off and cleaned up, and wandered over to watch Melina sucking a lucky guy. Tried to work out the tattoo on her back but I was still cross eyed from Vanessa so I failed and contented myself with feeling her tits and licking her pussy a little from behind. When she climbed onto her beau, and slid her pussy down his pole I took my leave.

Next on the list was Lisa, who I’ve played with before, lovely little pocket rocket. She hauled on my dong for what seemed like hours, which was very pleasurable, but ultimately futile because it was only ten minutes since I’d spunked in Vanessa. Lady M at this point is giving out about her jumping in and joining some of the girls - “always promising, never delivers” says me quietly to Lisa but Em hears her laughing and I have to repeat my faux pas to the room. I think she let me off, though.

Quick refreshment upstairs and then it’s on to the original object of my desire, Natalie. What can I say. Beautiful, sweet, sexy and even polite - “Do you want me to suck you with or without”. I refer you to my previous answer “What do you think…”. She also told me it was her first day so I felt even more honoured. Great suck and then she climbed on top and rode me for a while, but it was still too soon for an eruption so I said I’d see her later and went to visit…

...Lara. I’d been reading all about her on the forum, and a few people seemed very happy she was back. I told her, and she seemed pleased, and then we got down to business. I see why the forumites welcomed her return. She’s a beautiful girl, with a great body, lovely skin and a wonderful manner. She’s also sexy as a mofo, and we had a great licking, sucking, fucking session.

Unusually I’d now managed to do the rounds of all of the girls partying that day, but I hadn’t been inside Melina which seemed like an oversight. 15 minutes were called, and she was there, giving a guy a massage which I watched for a bit. She asked if I was having a rest and I said ‘just for a minute, but I’d love to play with you if you have time’. A shake of the head and she put up her hand - “I’m on a break too”, she said. That’s a first, being turned down at LMP, but what the hell, six out of seven ain’t bad and I’ll catch up with her another time.

Instead I went back to see Natalie, and I’m glad I did. The last 10 minutes with her was definitely an LMP highlight. Lots of kissing and intimacy, the full GFE, and it was all I could do to stop myself throwing her over my shoulder and taking her home (explain that one to the wife). Alternatively two tickets to Brazil… Well, we had wonderful missionary sex and I rounded off the day with a full-on orgasm inside her gorgeous brazilian pussy. What could be better.

Then a wash and brush up, stagger out into the sunlight and off home with a grin and a spring in the step.

Till next time…

Sat 12 May

2012-05-11T18:28:01+00:00

Woohoo! It’s Friday. I’ve finished work for the week and tomorrow is my first ever party!

Quietly sh*tting myself, but hope to get over that quickly.

Attention. Newbie on deck!

Tues May 8th - 1-3pm ‘Germans do have a sense of humour!!’

2012-05-08T20:46:50+00:00

Paradise Central was looking smarter than ever after it’s recent revamp. 7 lovelies were partying today with bubbly Barbara hosting:

Jennifer-perfectly packaged Brazilian
Izabella-Polish tigress waiting to pounce
Lorena-supersexy Spanish senorita
Ivana-cute blonde Polish maiden
Nina-quirky German fraulein
Jodi-fun-loving mocha-skinned Brit girl
Samantha-sweetest Lithuanian beauty

I caught sight of forum member ILoveJewels at the start, staying for two parties, I’m looking forward to his report!

My highlights of the 1-3pm:

Getting re-acquainted with Jennifer after 5 long months, she helped me in the shower and then asked me if I would like to start with her. Deep kisses and her expert BJ reminded me why I love her so, you could just put her in your pocket and take her home! I made room for ILJ to get a quick BJ while I feasted on Jennifer’s sweet peachy pussy, she wasn’t ready to cum so early so we vowed to meet up later which sadly didn’t happen.

Jodi came in a few minutes late and gave Jennifer a big hug. Izabella in the next bed insisted that Jodi said hello to her pussy, which she did in a very intimate way, Jennifer and I looked at each other with raised eyebrows at all this girl-on-girl action!

Lorena is a very sexual being and I felt a really strong connection with her. We found the swing room empty and had a great wild session, kissing, sucking, then shagging cowgirl, doggy then getting her to a point of wild abandon in mish, I came soon afterwards, knowing I had sated her initial lust. It was only her second day at LMP, but she has a genuine enthusiasm and all the skills to match…my hot latin lover!

Nina’s gourmet BJ expertise is awesome as she revived my flagging member. She has a hilariously quirky way about her, yes she pointed out that “we Germans do have a sense of humour”, great fun!

ILJ brought Izabella to a noisy climax on the next bed with his sublime chuppa skills…but I’ll let him tell that story…;-)

I finally got my chance with sweet stunner Samantha after admiring her from afar. When she climbed aboard I was in pussy heaven and she was my angel. I got lost in her divine eyes as she rode me. I didn’t want it to stop but inevitably it had to as my second pop wasn’t forthcoming…I will definitely be back for more of this Baltic beauty!

Lorena took over the reins and gave me another tight and deep ride as she ground one out, I loved the feeling as her muscles contracted around me…spectacular!! Time beat me…but it was great fun trying for a second pop with Lorena.

Jodi, Ivana, Izabella…oh what could have been…next time…cheeky girls!!!

What a relief everybody’s back

2012-05-03T13:17:19+00:00

Hundreds of us have been watching for LMP’s return.It is a huge pleasure and relief.I have wondered, when not fantisizing,how I would cope without LMP.The answer is ,of course, with real difficulty.Life just would not be the same or as rewarding,

LMP gets under the skin,and knowing “you” are there is hugely reassuring and exciting,and the thought of the promised return eagerly awaited.I phoned yesterday at the last minute, as I could not estimate how long my work would last,and was strangely reassured by Emma telling me the party was fully booked-two hadn’d arrived-but fourteen were booked.This is the first time in five years that I completely missed a party through their being full up,but I did phone v late.It confirmed to me that the quality of the parties remains v important to Emma,and she wants to keep that way.Excellent.

I got to thinking that whilst LMP is the ultimate physical contact activity,it has an almost spiritual aspect also.Many forum writers refer to Paradise place,and I often think a party as being as close to heaven as most of us will get.Even when LMP is closed it has a sustaining function ,my being confident of its return and of more ultimate pleasure

Is this sustainance spiritual or just plain lustful.Certainly much of the latter, but a little of the former too!.What I am saying is that I look forward to LMP very much The parties have become an important part of my psyche. Emma, Moss, Dwayne, Antonia, Barbara or whoever,together with a fabulous team of party makers, always produce that special welcome, go that little bit further,to give us a super party.They give that little bit extra.

Thank goodness you are all back.Life before LMP is almost out of my memory,but life was lacking.Life after LMP does not bear thinking of so I determine to go on enjoying LMP as long as is possible.Thank you all. Please keep up the good work.,and thank you for guarding my spiritual life for me as well.
Fratin

Back to school - Mon 30th 4-6pm

2012-05-01T21:16:55+00:00

Although I am a regular at LMP since my first party 4 years ago, I’ve been lurking on here since the beginning and while I have often extolled the virtues of the Marmalettes in another forum that Em monitors, I thought it was rude not to register on this forum at long last and participate in the banter that continues beyond the parties.

I was lucky enough to be able to attend a “School’s out” party in the last week before the shut down and even more fortunate to have my dreams cum true when I found out that this week was a “Back to school” spectacular which the 4-6pm party yesterday most certainly was. I managed to party with 6 out of the 7 loverly ladies despite Em trying to bully me to “stop pacing myself” and I have one gorgeous, sexy little red-head to thank for making all my fantasies cum true in the closing seconds as the lights came on - not taking anything away from the other, gorgeous ladies that warmed me up for the closing sequence of course

Many thanks as always to Emma and her lovely ladies for adding a bit of spice to life.

Trav.

New Term

2012-04-30T09:01:13+00:00

So looking forward to seeing all the Naughty school girls on show today. my ruler is standing to attention as we speak

Double Party Sesh

2012-04-29T15:13:49+00:00

Hi all, quick query (couldn’t find my answer on the site). If you attend the 4 hour party on Sat it’s £240, is this the same if you attend 2 weekday parties with the hour break in between?

New Term

2012-04-29T13:46:04+00:00

So the new term is almost upon us as the excitement mounts…..

tie straightened - check
shoes polished - check
packed lunch - check
knob polished - umm - think I’ll let the girls do that ....

it’s goona be Epic

ok, enough is enough now

2012-04-23T13:47:45+00:00

em, moss where are you?

i’m getting withdrawal symptoms

no amount of chocolate eggs is gonna help

come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

phew, needed to get that out

have a nice day

FUN FACTS ABOUT KISSING xmwahx

2012-04-21T22:25:15+00:00

No one really knows the origin of the kiss. But, the only bad kisses are the “Kiss of Death” and “Kiss My . . . (well, you know)”. All the rest, from “The Intimate Romantic Kiss” to “The Peck on the Cheek”, are nice things.

Kiss & Tell

You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss.

The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing.

Eskimos, Polynesians and Malaysians rub noses instead of kissing.

Romans kissed each other on the eyes or the mouth as a greeting.

In Russia, the highest sign of recognition was a kiss from the Tsar.

Victorian etiquette required a man to kiss the back of a ladies hand.

A standard greeting in Europe is a kiss on both cheeks - could be two. . . could be four.

African tribes pay homage to their Chief by kissing the ground where he has walked.

In Ireland, you will have good luck if you kiss the Blarney Stone.

The scientific name for kissing is philematology.

Longest kiss - 29 hours by contestants in the “Breath Savers Longest Kiss Challenge” in New York on March 24, 1998.

Longest underwater kiss - 2 minutes and 18 seconds in Tokyo, Japan, on April 2, 1980.

First movie kiss - John C Rice kissed May Irwin in the film called “The Kiss” (1896).

Most kisses in a single movie - 127 in the movie “Don Juan” (1927). Mary Astor and Estelle Taylor got all of those kisses from John Barrymore.

Longest movie kiss - 3 minutes and 5 seconds between Jane Wyman and Regis Tommey in, “You’re in the Army Now” (1941).

Beware where you kiss!
In some places kissing is a crime - it’s illegal in Indiana for a mustached man to “habitually kiss human beings”, in Hartford, Connecticut it’s illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sunday, and in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, it’s a crime to kiss a stranger.