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Have you ever sustained an injury while having sex?

2010-03-09T20:05:37+00:00

If so… what injury, where, how, with who…

Hopefully this gets the posts going!

Newbie Queries

2009-04-19T16:51:49+00:00

Hi guys

So many newbies have questions very often asked before.

So we thought we create this thread where all newbies can post their questions.

This gives a central point to all newbies to post their questions which will be answered by either myself, Moss, one of the girls or a fellow guest.

So all you newbies get asking those questions!!

hugs and kisses
LadyM
xx

report template

2010-03-08T17:07:52+00:00

while its always nice to read reports and peoples experiences at LMP

may I suggest a report template of some sort

date,
time slot,
names of ladies parrtying

para 1
para 2
para 3

conslusion

its just sometimes reports are one large chunk of text and some excellent reports could get overllooked simply for poor formeat ?

your thoughts all…..

Any Old Guff

2009-11-19T21:35:09+00:00

Thought it might an be an idea to start a thread that is dedicated to non-LMP activities - Movies that we’ve seen or music we’ve listened to or general observations on life in general…..proving that we are mature well-rounded individuals who appreciate that although LMP is the greatest thing in our lives we are capable of things outside it…..arn’t we? - alright who’s kidding who…..

Lets see how this one plays out….

WWOOOAAAHHHH who is the new MILF

2010-03-08T16:58:30+00:00

WWOOOAAAHHHH who is the new MILF

she looks brazilian ish but check out the curves on here

hubba hubba

Monday 8th March

2010-03-08T22:38:31+00:00

Ladies partying: Eve, Valerie, Sabrina, Maxine, Jane

An enjoyable lunchtime party with a lovely group of ladies and some friendly guests.
It was good to finally meet Martin56 who was lucky enough to be staying for the afternoon party as well - managed to share a lazy wobbly H on Valerie and whilst i was licking Eve to an orgasm, he had the other four lovely ladies on him on a single bed at the end of the party!! I’ll let Martin describe how that felt though !!! Still this party allowed me to achieve the MILF full set

I had a delicious 69 to mutual orgasm with Maxine, and very nice suck, lick n fucks with Sabrina and Valerie. Valerie never ceases to amaze me with her ability to despunk us guests - she is so demanding with her Russian accent and dirty phrases…...and it works very well!

A nice chat with Tasha and welcomed refreshments from Chris, completed all the ingredients to yet another LMP fantastic party! Many thanks to all involved and i’ll be back soon

Rgds,

Pyramid

Viagra

2010-02-20T13:28:33+00:00

So have been to a few parties and generally the soldier manages to last 2-3 rounds before a slow death lol. Was wondering if anyone has attended a party using the special blue pill, is it worth it? Also feel like giving it a go just out of curiosity but not sure where to get hold of any.

saturday 6th bliss

2010-03-07T18:56:20+00:00

well readers attended my 1st saturday party, intending to leave after 2 hours but stayed for 4…..need i say more
this was a different dynamic with guys arriving and departing but there were times when i seemed to be at the “mercy” of 4-6 ladies and they were looking for fun
I began with a lovely slow b/j fondle, grope with Emily whilst watching a youg stud take on the magnificent duo of Monique and Renata…....this was a very arousing and pleasurable way to spend around 30 minutes…much better than any porn movie as iwas in the middle of the action and encouraged to stroke, and play with any oriface within reach ....and there were several
after a short rest went to another room and was set upon by the lovely Rafiella and Tiffany who together blew my mind, and anything else they could find whilst Cleo was screwing the brains out of another guest beside me…...(anyone who has been to a party understands this experience and if you are reading this to try to decide if a party is for you ...it is….try one now )...this proved way to much for me and the inevitible explosion quickly followed
After another rest ( thanks for the food and drinks) Em insisted i play with Monique….this was OUTSTANDING…...she made me feel like a million $$$....i am not going into details but if you read this Monique thank you for an intense, personal and very flattering playtime…..you are without doubt the best i have ever had the good fortune to meet ( thanks also Em ...you sure know your guests tastes)
we were now into the 3rd hour and for a considerable time i had Emily, Rafiella and Renata to myself for a “relaxing” sharing, massaging,fooling around wonderful experience…can’t really explain the joy it brought to me but think beyond a “girlfriend” experience and you may get close….finally for the last 30 minutes or so Renata ( she is stunning guys) worked me over perfectly to a final shattering conclusion…..guys this was a relaxed, intimate, fabulous 4 hours of unbridled pleasure ....don’t sit and read about it….book a party and go
my thanks to everyone, especially Em and Moss for being the perfect hosts and taking an interest in everything that happens….these parties are the best in the world and within any players budget
will be back in a couple of months and look forward to seeing everyone then

Friday 5th evening

2010-03-06T22:57:39+00:00

Lovely ladies partying: Antonia, Carmella, Charli, Cleo, Gabriella, Paloma, Rafaella.

It turned out to be a quiet Friday party so the group sex was concentrated in the one room, with mainly multiple heavenly female bodies on our not so heavenly male bodies! Not that I was complaining as there was a good vibe to the evening party! So no wobbly H’s this time, but plenty of other interesting and arousing combinations. Before getting into the party detail, it’s worth mentioning that Antonia came up with some particularly flexible Y shaped poses whilst ordering the guests to give her some cock! and Cleo showed her athletic ability by getting onto her hands and knees and somehow walking back up the wall and then shaking her ass ..it had to be seen to be believed!! I want to be against the wall when she does that next time!!

Anyway, back to the party….started with a fantastic time with Charli. She gave me a great BJ and then i returned the favour, licking her to a tremble. We had a lovely woops, going at it hard until we’d both cum. The only downside was we were on the only bed that doesn’t seem to have a mattress protector (read that as knee protector!!)

Then onto the bed with the beautiful Gabriella and some nice chupa chupa although there were too many distractions going on for either of us to fully concentrate.

Then a lovely time with Rafaella with some great kissing and then some lovely chupa chupa for my “cleopatra”. i then lay on the bed and she sucked me back to life. Antonia straddled my mouth and I licked her to orgasm whilst she and Raf pleasured me. Gabriella then joined us and collectively they rocked my world!! Em thought it was hilarious that i was turned into a shuddering, trembling, quivering, gooey wreck!! WOWWWWW!!! Not sure why but that was the most intense orgasm i’d ever had and i was definitely in a blissful, dreamy drained state to the end of the party! (and based on the evidence of today, atleast 24hrs later too!)

Everything after that became a bit of a blur so forgive me for a loss of detail now, but i can remember putting a smile on Cleo’s face, Antonia using her wonderful nails on my balls as Charli wanked me off, kneeling down to bring Paloma off as she sucked babe-magnet Alex off (Alex was covered with about three women at a time for atleast an hour! - the stamina of the man!), and having some sexy fun with Carmella.

Thanks as ever to Chris for the refreshments, some good conversation with Em, Moss and trouble-maker (for me) T and a couple of the other guests who i’ve seen before. Thanks as always to the ladies for making this another fantastic party and i hope to be back very soon

Best wishes, Pyramid.

Many happy returns!

2010-03-06T14:36:45+00:00

Wed 4 March at 1300 – and my first return to LMP since the last thrash in September 09 - this time in the exquisite company of Chanelle; Jewels; the Brazilian trio of Renata, Monique and Natalie; and the brace of Baltic beauties Petra and Jessica. All I can say is that the lo-o-o-o-ng absence resulted in some considerable cummuppance.
We chaps were outnumbered 10-7 by the ladies, but there never seemed to be any more than six of us lads being pinned down at any one time. From my thread SAYING HELLO AFTER A VERY LONG TIME, I took the serious advice offered by Raj, Trysomemore, Pyramidguy, Luke 2009 and Lady M herself, and paced myself from the start. So being starting off by being pleasured by the gorgeous duo and four even more gorgeous tits of Monique and Renata. So-o-o-o-o enjoyable.
Managed in the two hours to clamber on each of the Magnificent Seven Gals, and cum twice (not bad for 66). This included being assaulted in the swing, and ferociously wanked (though mercifully not to a conclusion) by Jewels.
The Swing Room was a hotbed of writhing bodies, and I added to the melee by taking Natalie in doggy, then moving with her to the Back Room to cum in front of the mirror, having the extra delight of being able to watch her delightful neat titties juggling away in time to the action. Also succumbed to the ministrations of Jessica and Petra at different times in the Perving Room.
It’s odd how the action goes. At one point, there were three of us Scots – Ian, Ron and me, Jock – plus a an Irishman, with Jewels (Welsh, from North Wales) in the Back Room, demonstrating to the Anglo-Saxon world exactly how Celtic Connections flourish.
The two hours passed in a glorious shagfest, with darling Jewels in the Perving Room first taking me doggy against the dressing table, and then trying to make me cum over her tits. I failed – and this was where Chanelle of the beautiful bum, warm personality and endless patience stepped in.
To a background on the single bed of Caledonian Colleague Ian being ravaged by Petra and Jessica, Chanelle had me on the double bed in doggy. To the encouragement of Jewels, Monique and Renata – plus the sight of Ian sinking fast under the Latvian/Lithuanian Lovelies – I eventually shot everything after a simply marathon fuckfest.
I can’t imagine there’s anything to rival Lady M’s apartment anywhere on the planet. So to Em, Moss and Chris, my sincere thanks for the organisation – and much loves and kisses to the incredible girls.
I’ve no idea when next the clutches of north Scotland will let me clamber again over Hadrian’s Wall – but the date can’t come soon enough!