Let me re-start this…

At the party last week…
Lady M - “We have alot of pussy lickers in today”
Jodie - “Bring them on!”

Raj

The lengths I go to bury this thread, and its like a boomerang keeps coming back!!!

But since no body has mentioned this one so far I might as well….. “Food and drinks upstairs, Recreational sex downstairs” 

See you soon
xx

not so much an emmaism but a jewels-ism

she was sat between 2 dudes who were laid down while she administered an expert hand job to them both

“i have never tried skiing but i am pretty sure i will be good at it”

lol

May be we should re name this thread just partyISMS….

that way we can add all the quirky, funny things said by gals.

xx

no no i think emmaisms is good enough

anything to shift the attention from yourself hey - lol

unlike you I prefer not to be the centre of attention!!

lol

if i may be so bold as to quote you from the old emmaisms thread:

“this thread is about me, lets get back on topic”

loooooooooooooool

those were the good old days!!
xx

yep, when a guy could happily post away on the thread safe in the knowledge that all the hard work he was doing stood for something

and then in one foul swoop, everything is taken away from him

(i should really drop this before i get banned shouldnt i?)

lol - another one who mysteriously managed to keep all his posts

where are the conspiracy theorists when you need them

btw i just understood the junior crack - not funny at all ;-(

15/4/2009 19:30is - Lady M while a guy unloaded a hell of spunk on Carmela “There is a Bukkake going on here”

That’s not an emmaism it was a fact there were two guys who shot their load over Carmela.
xx

no no, an emmaism has got to be a phrase that the lady has coined herself

Lady Marmalade - 17 April 2009 04:01 AM

That’s not an emmaism it was a fact there were two guys who shot their load over Carmela.
xx

Sorry Em. Consider this thread closed!!

lol chicken

This thread is too good to die…

some Emma-isms from my recent parties:

“Welcome to the Latin Quarter!” upon showing a new guest into the front room where four Brazilian girls were playing.

“Are you trying to be a pornstar?” when I tried to explain why I hadn’t managed to cum after over an hour of exertion with 4 girls.

“Nao funciona” when she saw my flaccid member failing to rise to the occasion.

“You’ll have to go upstairs, the only drink available down here is pussy juice” to a thirsty guest.

“Assume makes an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ & ‘me’” when I made an incorrect assumption about the attendance figures of a party.

I love your dry wit Em, I really missed you at my last party when you were away!