The 94 bus goes straight from Piccadilly circus to Lancaster Gate tube station. However the tubes are pretty efficient as well and it’ll probably take the same amount of time via tube. Otherwise a cab is the quickest way to get around within central London.
Again if you’re coming straight from heathrow the best route is to take the heathrow express to paddington and then walk 15 minutes from there
I am self employed so I don’t get perks like you do… but if I was employed and someone expensed my trip to London… I would take a cab everywhere…. and stay in one of the very nice hotels within 30 seconds walk of LMP!
I was just wondering. How do the girls appear ? are they totally naked and ready for action right to begin with ? or do they show up in sexy provocative outfits ? or how is it exactly ?
I was just wondering. How do the girls appear ? are they totally naked and ready for action right to begin with ? or do they show up in sexy provocative outfits ? or how is it exactly ?
Not sure what they wear upstairs. Both times I’ve been, by the time I’ve made it out of the shower they’re all gloriously naked and positively eager for all the action they can get! We tend not to disappoint them. The girls’ enthusiasm never fades. They go at it full-bore for the entire 2 hours. So do I
No need for outfits for these girls to look sexy and provocative, but I do have a secret fantasy about the Marmalettes wearing cowboy hats when they’re riding me. Perhaps they’ll surprise me on Wednesday at the factory of dreams. Mmmmmmmmmmm!
Thanks for all the help guys, I think I still might take a nice stroll through Hyde Park on my way there, I will have a bit of time to kill between my arrival at LHR at 1pm. My company isn’t expensing my first day unfortunately, since I wanted a “personal day” in town before our business meetings started. See you other lucky guys next weds!.
Best advice I can offer is tell Em and the girls it’s your first party, they will look after you and the nerves will soon pass, and you’ll have a great time. It’s easy for me to say now, but relax and enjoy yourself, and as Em says you’ll soon catch an addiction called LMP. Have fun and give us a report back.
Of course, it can be used as a condiment and smeared over the meat and two veg for the girls to lick off but I’ve always found they tend to get the orange peel stuck in their teeth. At least I think it’s orange peel.
Does Em come from a noble family of Maharajahs owning orange groves in Brazil?
I could go on all day, and frequently do.
But can anyone out there put me out of my misery and dish the real dirt?
Strictly a educated guess or major guff on my part I think it is named Lady Marmalade based on the song by Patti Labelle, or the newer version by Christina Aguilera, Mya,Pink and Lil Kim from the film Moulin Rouge.
That’s me, a fountain of crap knowledge.
Strictly a educated guess or major guff on my part I think it is named Lady Marmalade based on the song by Patti Labelle, or the newer version by Christina Aguilera, Mya,Pink and Lil Kim from the film Moulin Rouge.
That’s me, a fountain of crap knowledge.