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A few silly questions from a potential first-timer:

1.  If I am attending a party that begins at 1, when is the bast time to show up: on the hour or a bit before?

2.  I am in my 50s and no longer the tiger I was thought I was.  Will this be a problem. I do not want to look as lousy as I probably am ... and I do not wish to be carried out on a stretcher (the wife would not understand).

Looking forward to joining in the fun sometime soon.

mrotis - 10 March 2010 05:13 PM

A few silly questions from a potential first-timer:

1.  If I am attending a party that begins at 1, when is the bast time to show up: on the hour or a bit before?

2.  I am in my 50s and no longer the tiger I was thought I was.  Will this be a problem. I do not want to look as lousy as I probably am ... and I do not wish to be carried out on a stretcher (the wife would not understand).

Looking forward to joining in the fun sometime soon.

Hi there.

1. Arrive about 15 mins beforehand so you can freshen up and relax

2. I’m in my 50ies, no one could look lousier than me and les girls still look after me! Haven’t been stretchered out yet, but am working on it

Enjoy yourself and rest assured you will be well catered for.

Oh yes ... one more dumb question.  I have a beard, neatly trimmed, but I have had the problem that some ladies will not see a guy with a beard. 

Any problems with this at LMP?

I would shave it off, but I think the wife might notice ... well, maybe not.

Not a problem I woudn’t think - seen quite a few bearded guests so as long you don’t sport a ZZ Top one - used to have one myself and the then girlfriend used to giggle as it tickled down there - but in a good way….

mrotis - 10 March 2010 05:57 PM

Oh yes ... one more dumb question.  I have a beard, neatly trimmed, but I have had the problem that some ladies will not see a guy with a beard. 

Any problems with this at LMP?

I would shave it off, but I think the wife might notice ... well, maybe not.

I’ll echo what stevieb said, I’m mid 50’s and far from an adonis. Although it has to be said I was nearly stretchered off last Friday after a double party. I seen a few bearded guests and doubt if this is a problem. Once you’ve been once Em will tell you that you’ve caught the LMP addiction.

Good luck.

mrotis - 10 March 2010 05:57 PM

Oh yes ... one more dumb question.  I have a beard, neatly trimmed, but I have had the problem that some ladies will not see a guy with a beard. 

Any problems with this at LMP?

I would shave it off, but I think the wife might notice ... well, maybe not.

I have a beard sometimes bushy sometimes like yours neatly trimmed. Never had a problem with this at LMP or in fact anywhere in 20 years of punting with a beard.

I am trying to picture StevieB with a ZZ Top beard .... Sorry its not just happening !!

I thought someone would pick up on that - mine was more a George Micheal one then a Billy Gibbons one - but then evey girls crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed man…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo

and while we are in are in the realm of killer air guitar riffs - does it get any better than this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w&feature=related

Colly - 10 March 2010 08:51 PM

I am trying to picture StevieB with a ZZ Top beard .... Sorry its not just happening !!

SteveB with a big bush… hmmm… the mind boggles!

Hi,
just found out about these parties and very interested in coming along.

It sounds like there will be people using viagra and smoking (upstairs). Is it ok to bring a bottle of poppers for personal use? If this is a problem I could use it upstairs with the smokers!

ewen_me - 27 March 2010 08:07 PM

Hi,
just found out about these parties and very interested in coming along.

It sounds like there will be people using viagra and smoking (upstairs). Is it ok to bring a bottle of poppers for personal use? If this is a problem I could use it upstairs with the smokers!

The management will no doubt answer your question, but i’m assuming that the answer would be no drugs, social or otherwise, can be used on the premises.
If using Viagra, then the use of poppers is not advised either.
To be honest the amount of smokers is minimal as well, but like i said, the management will give the final answer.

Hi Ewen_me

As Martin pointed out we at LMP we have a very strict no drugs policy, so NO means no to any be it social or otherwise.

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Few Q’s I was hoping you guys would be able to shed some light on -

I generally prefer oral with for safety reasons, is that practical in a party scene and is it okay to bring your own condoms for size purposes?

Also I was wondering what is the average age for these parties, would I stand out being in my mid 20’s?

Finally are any of your selection of girls English?
(not that it’s a huge preference of mine - just curious)

Thanks in advance!

Leo

Hi Leo

If you want to ask questions like this it is best to post under the sticky topic towards the top of the forum board. I now see the topic has been moved there!!

Oral with is absolutely fine - you just need to ask the girl for that.

Bringing your own condoms is a no - there is a previous thread on this subject so search and you will find it - but mainly it is so there is one approved type that everyone can rely on. I guess if you have size issues you should ask the management a specific question about this.

Yes there are British girls such as Jewels, Sarah, Jodi, Tiffany and Emma.

You will find all age ranges from mid 20’s through to late 60’s.

Hope this answers your queries and look forward to hearing if you decide to attend