Salman - 27 April 2010 06:56 PM

Thanks all for the reassurance…. so there is no party which is busier than the others?

Look forward to seeing you within the next week or so!!

Best way is to pick a time and day which suits you… and go with the flow… don’t worry about busy periods etc as they always fluctuate and cannot be predicted.

just go and enjoy!

So I’ve booked myself in for my first ever LMP party for this Friday at 1 and 4! Barring some unforeseen mishap I should be partying with an impressive LMP lineup which includes two of LMP’s most popular girls: Jodi and Jewels.

Anyway I wanted to get people’s thoughts on whether I’m being too ambitious trying to attend two parties back to back (without the help of any little blue pills). From what I’ve read the ladies are likely to blissfully devour me whole and chew me out within a couple hours! I’m 31 and generally fit - anyone think I’m biting off more than I can chew?! (or on how I should pace myself?)

Also I’m a little scared of coming home with hickeys/love bites. I know the girls get passionate but I hope they dont leave any incriminating evidence on my body (other than a goofy smile…)

A double on a Friday with Jodi and Jewells - lets face it you’re dog meat….seriously you will have a fantastic time and mention to the girls you wish to escape relativly unscathed…...us single chaps will make it up for you - and you’re a braver man than me doing a double on your first time - nuff respect - looking forward to the report - assumimg you survive the expierience…..

khwariboy - 11 May 2010 02:30 AM

Anyway I wanted to get people’s thoughts on whether I’m being too ambitious trying to attend two parties back to back (without the help of any little blue pills). From what I’ve read the ladies are likely to blissfully devour me whole and chew me out within a couple hours! I’m 31 and generally fit - anyone think I’m biting off more than I can chew?! (or on how I should pace myself?)

Personally, I do not think you are being too ambitious, but it really depends on what you are seeking. If you want a four hour “boner without a home” , well yes, that can happen. With or without pills.

And yes, les girls will seek you out and tease you and toy with you.

But, in my experience, a lot of the fun comes from going with the flow - not only with les girls but also with the LMP team and the other guests. So for maximum enjoyment, I would suggest, just chilling. Let Em and les girls know it’s something new for you and believe me, they will take care of you and caress you into this wonderfully decadent world.

So relax, enjoy, smile and tell us all about your experience (mind you this is mostly for Martin of course - so he can keep his wank bank topped up!).

And then come back again - just to remind yourself!!

Slainte

leclerq - 11 May 2010 07:30 AM

So relax, enjoy, smile and tell us all about your experience (mind you this is mostly for Martin of course - so he can keep his wank bank topped up!).

I’ve made so many personal withdrawls lately, i’m nearly in the red!

trysomemore - 11 May 2010 08:38 PM

martin56 - 11 May 2010 08:23 PM

leclerq - 11 May 2010 07:30 AM

So relax, enjoy, smile and tell us all about your experience (mind you this is mostly for Martin of course - so he can keep his wank bank topped up!).

I’ve made so many personal withdrawls lately, i’m nearly in the red!

More funds should be available by Friday following my visit on Thursday

And mine on Friday! Thanks guys great advice. I’m just going to go with the flow and let the girls take the lead. 4 hours is a pretty long time and I wont want to rush through it. I’ll view it as a marathon rather than a sprint! Can’t wait for Friday to get here already!

Now you’re just scaring me!

I could lick them both all day! Thanks for the generosity TSM! I’m sure my tongue and cock are going to get a massive workout on Friday!

Haha thanks TSM! Can’t wait! Less than 24 hours to heaven!

trysomemore - 17 May 2010 09:32 PM

khwariboy - 14 May 2010 12:42 AM

Haha thanks TSM! Can’t wait! Less than 24 hours to heaven!

Hey Khwariboy - Any chance of a report on your visit?? - or have you not yet left hospital?

Hi TSM

may be he did not attend ......

xx

Dear Lady M,

Thanks for helping us (newbie)with information we need. I am an young asian guy (in my late twenties) pretty interested to join one of your parties. But I am still a bit confused about how the booking and payment process works….. (sorry for asking a stupid question)

As far as I understood is to call the number given in this website and let you know, and if any slot left you will agree and on arrival I have to pay in cash. Please let me know if I am wrong…

And also this is my first time in such a party not very extovert interms of sexual encounters…....hope you will help me to overcome the shyness….

thanks

Asian BOY

TSM/ Lady M- Took me a while to get my thoughts together and write it up! (as you can see from the report I just posted)! What an experience!

Asian boy- just book and turn up- you pay when you leave and the amount depends on the number of hours you’ve been there. And no need to be shy- the girls will eat you alive!

Look at me- one visit I’m talking like an expert!

And that there is an example of the wisdom of a true LMP veteran! Thanks for clarifying that TSM

Hi all, stiletto here, pure n00b

I hope I will attend a party by the end of june

Just a question : the provided numbers to book are : 07805 599001 /07805 599036; I will call from abroad, how does it work ? do I remove the head 0 ? or what ?

Thanks

Hi stiletto,

You dial the country code 44 for the UK, drop the zero and then the number.

Good luck and enjoy the delights of LMP.