Sorry, I know the answer must be obvious but I was born too soon for pooters.

Can anyone please tell me how to send a private message?

It’s got me tearing my hair out ( all over)

I believe the function has been disabled

trysomemore - 16 June 2010 06:37 PM

Bloody hell that leaves me on 666 posts - I’ll be a right devil on Friday

The number of the beast! A veritable spunk producing machine!

Thanks Colly. So it wasn’t me after all. I can put the wig back on now.

Don’t rub it in TSM. We’d all like to be there on Friday. You lucky bugger. Don’t put your nose anywhere I wouldn’t

probably should have gone down myself, friday at home in front of the football was shite

bigguy - 19 June 2010 04:16 AM

probably should have gone down myself, friday at home in front of the football was shite

I am quite glad i made the right decision…. you should have been there BG

Hello Everyone,

My business travels are finally bringing me to London at the end of June here. My punting experience has been just 1-on-1’s all over the world with my other business trips, but I’ve never found a place quite like LMP, and I’m excited for my first party.

Can someone recommend the best way to get from Heathrow to the area? I don’t mind walking 15-20 minutes or so, but I would rather not have to connect twice in the tubes to get to Lancaster Gate from Piccadilly. Is the Bond Street tube or Notting Hill Gate tube within a reasonable walk? Or do all the lines run frequent enough that it wont matter mid-day with two transfers?

Looking forward to a party, looking like possibly one (or two) of the sessions on the last weds. in June. Hopefully I wont have any jetlag.

Thanks Em for your hospitality so far!

Your better off getting the central line tube to lancaster gate rather than walk it! Both bond st. & notting hill gate are on the central & theres a train every couple of minutes! The tube is by far the best way to get around London!

or alternatively there is the Heathrow Express into Paddington

update sorry posted this before I saw the from Picadilly comment

The 94 bus goes straight from Piccadilly circus to Lancaster Gate tube station. However the tubes are pretty efficient as well and it’ll probably take the same amount of time via tube. Otherwise a cab is the quickest way to get around within central London. 

Again if you’re coming straight from heathrow the best route is to take the heathrow express to paddington and then walk 15 minutes from there

I am self employed so I don’t get perks like you do… but if I was employed and someone expensed my trip to London… I would take a cab everywhere…. and stay in one of the very nice hotels within 30 seconds walk of LMP!

Hi again,

I was just wondering. How do the girls appear ? are they totally naked and ready for action right to begin with ? or do they show up in sexy provocative outfits ? or how is it exactly ?

stiletto - 20 June 2010 07:27 AM

Hi again,

I was just wondering. How do the girls appear ? are they totally naked and ready for action right to begin with ? or do they show up in sexy provocative outfits ? or how is it exactly ?

Not sure what they wear upstairs. Both times I’ve been, by the time I’ve made it out of the shower they’re all gloriously naked and positively eager for all the action they can get! We tend not to disappoint them. The girls’ enthusiasm never fades. They go at it full-bore for the entire 2 hours. So do I

No need for outfits for these girls to look sexy and provocative, but I do have a secret fantasy about the Marmalettes wearing cowboy hats when they’re riding me. Perhaps they’ll surprise me on Wednesday at the factory of dreams. Mmmmmmmmmmm!

they should all have slovenia shirts on so that while england are fucking slovenia in south africa…..

Thanks for all the help guys, I think I still might take a nice stroll through Hyde Park on my way there, I will have a bit of time to kill between my arrival at LHR at 1pm. My company isn’t expensing my first day unfortunately, since I wanted a “personal day” in town before our business meetings started. See you other lucky guys next weds!.