Friday 10th 1 - 3

Finally able to make a long overdue return to LMP, and see that sometimes regulars meet up at The Swan before a party, so am prompted to enquire if anyone is likely to be there on Friday around 12?

Ok !!! Ready to book my first party in October , just have a couple of quick questions for the collective ( probabaly already answered somewhere else ) firsty Reading all the reviews I was wondering with the appitite of these girls if it’s advisable to pop a booster before hand to keep Up ? Secondly is there anytime of the day which would suit a newbie better .
Sorry if these have been asked before but you’ve all been newbies in the past and always seem happy to help
thanks

Hi martin
thanks for that
just thought I would check as although it’s a two hour party I don’t want to be waistin to much time in the recovery room !!! Well not when you see the amount of talent availiable at these partys !
Count down till I’m in London has begun ( 24 days ) can’t wait

i think even without the boosters, these girls can work wonders on you

Finally built up the courage to book my first party but then couldn’t get out of the office in time so had to cancel. What a waste of courage! I’ll definitely be calling upon LMP during my next visit to London.

Hi all, a newbie here to Lady Marmalade, not to the party scene though, cant wait as all of the reviews sound great. See you tomorrow.

Toba - 19 October 2010 07:18 PM

Hi all, a newbie here to Lady Marmalade, not to the party scene though, cant wait as all of the reviews sound great. See you tomorrow.

Looking forward to your report also mate!

moved in forum as requested

Hello everyone.

OK, I’ve got to the stage where I know I want to try a party, and I’ve picked LMP for my first time (I’ll list some reasons why at the end of the post in case Lady Em, as she seems to be known around here, is interested in some market research).

This newbie thread is long (maybe compile a FAQ from it?), but fairly comprehensive, leaving me with just one question:

I know I’ll be going but not for a few months (probably sometime in January). What’s the earliest time you accept bookings before a party? I’m not worried about which girls are there: all of them look gorgeous, and I would say that looks are over-rated compared to attitude and experience anyway.

Now to my reasons for picking LMP:

- External reports are good (with apologies to this community, you must be by default biased )
- More than anything else, reports both external and internal speak of a good atmosphere: keen girls (I have read your thread Antonia), lots of fun and non judgmental.
- A good number of girls per party - if I’m going to party then I’m bloody well going to do it right
- Obviously I have read some of the forums and everyone seems friendly.

Moss - 27 October 2010 08:59 PM

Welcome to the forum.

Thank you.

Moss - 27 October 2010 08:59 PM

We chose to have this sticky thread for questions rather than a FAQ list because lists , by their nature, get bland, boring and repetitive. You end up with a list of the same questions being asked in different ways.

We find the thread answers mosts questions in an interesting way. New visitors learn about the parties as they read and if someone cant find an answer, they can add to the thread.

A fair point. Certainly I found that reading the posts, whilst time consuming, was fun as well as informative. I now for example at least know some of the code words around here: I am looking forward to some “branded confectionery on a stick”. 

Moss - 27 October 2010 08:59 PM

I agree with you that the community on here is totally biased. Some regulars are here so often I am receiving their re directed mail whilst others bring their favorite PINK Pillow to snuggle up to.

Pink you say? With frills?

Moss - 27 October 2010 08:59 PM

However, rather that take their views with a pinch of salt, newbies should ask themselves why they have become regulars and why they contribute to the forum.

Have done - that’s why I’m coming along. I used the word “bias”, but I really meant “self selecting sample” (sorry - I’m a scientist). I was attempting to explain why a (for now) outsider like me would list external reviews above internal ones in terms of reasons for coming.

Moss - 27 October 2010 08:59 PM

We look forward to hearing from you in the new year and seeing you at a party where no doubt you will bump into someone from off here.

Trust me - I am looking forward to it.

BTW - how does one identify others “from off here”? Arrange to wear a carnation on the nob? Maybe I should just stick to saying hello…

Hi STHB,

My first time at Lady M’s was a week or so ago now (see post), I have in the past been to other so called parties, please don’t waste your time or money, they maybe £20 or so pounds cheaper and last 3 hours, but you will get some girls you would need beer goggles for to have any sort of fun with and that’s if some of the girls advertised actually turn up, all I know is photoshop has a lot to answer for. What you get at LMP’s is even better than what you read here, I think unless you have a degree in English it is very difficult to put into words, one of the most amazing experiences, you would have probably ever had in your life.

Have a great time, and EVERYONE there is fantastic!

Looking forward to your first report

Toba

Hi guys,

are we provided with towels to wrap us around with or does everyone walk with their johnny boy’s hanging out? :D

I.C.T. 

There are lots of towels, I got through about 5 of them as I like to stay clean, there are dressing gowns for you to use. also if you travel light like I like to, there is also deodorant which is a nice touch

Hello guys and girls,

I have booked myself to the party tonight at 7PM.
I must admit that although I read all the newbie tread I still feel a little nervous.
I will be happy to be guided by someone experienced on my first ever party.

As I understand my age will not be a problem (47) but what is the average age of fellow partiers?

Cheers,
miko

Thank you very much trysomemore for the lovely input.

Tonight when I get back to my hotel I will post a full report although English isn’t my first language.

miko