sitting here bored at still not being able to drive anywhere, I thought I’d ask what is the date for the planned summer closure this year?

Last year it was the last two weeks of Ausgust and IIRC included theBank Holiday Monday.

Thanks Phil ... Yes I remember it being around the time of my birthday each year.

Best advice I can offer is tell Em and the girls it’s your first party, they will look after you and the nerves will soon pass, and you’ll have a great time. It’s easy for me to say now, but relax and enjoy yourself, and as Em says you’ll soon catch an addiction called LMP. Have fun and give us a report back.

Derek - 18 July 2010 09:57 PM

hope this is the correct forum, apologies if it isnt. Thank you for taking my booking for 24th July. It will be my first time, any advice is appreciated. Kind Regards. Derek.

Hiya Derek! Like Phil says, try to relax & go with the flow. Em & the luvlies will look after you.
Oh, & when your done, don’t forget to post a report? Us pervs luv a report! 

Why “Marmalade”?

Was it used as lube in the early days?

Of course, it can be used as a condiment and smeared over the meat and two veg for the girls to lick off but I’ve always found they tend to get the orange peel stuck in their teeth. At least I think it’s orange peel.

Does Em come from a noble family of Maharajahs owning orange groves in Brazil?

I could go on all day, and frequently do.

But can anyone out there put me out of my misery and dish the real dirt?

Strictly a educated guess or major guff on my part I think it is named Lady Marmalade based on the song by Patti Labelle, or the newer version by Christina Aguilera, Mya,Pink and Lil Kim from the film Moulin Rouge.
That’s me, a fountain of crap knowledge.

bitsa - 19 July 2010 04:20 AM

Strictly a educated guess or major guff on my part I think it is named Lady Marmalade based on the song by Patti Labelle, or the newer version by Christina Aguilera, Mya,Pink and Lil Kim from the film Moulin Rouge.
That’s me, a fountain of crap knowledge.

..ahem…

LESSON 1: never give LQ an excuse to post

LESSON 2: enjoy…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRDTBNVWKOw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ51DZOFAh0&feature=related

ps ... t’management have always said the LaBelle version was the original influence…

...but in LQ’s view the Moulin Rouge version is the spiritual signature tune…

just check out the red and green room Xmas cds!

Many thanks, gentlemen, for getting to the bottom of that one.

I have now turned my attention to the other major questions of the universe - black holes etc

Mick1515 - 19 July 2010 03:21 PM

I have now turned my attention to the other major questions of the universe - black holes etc

I’ve got one of those in my bathroom. Sucks everything in in sight. What a puller!

ps Mick - looks like St Pancre-arse will be clear by 11.00. Still time to get your fine form down to the paradise city!

No way LQ. I once spent many happy hours at Pancre-arse because they kept saying the line would be clear soon. Ended up using the Euston line and working my way across country by bus in the middle of the night. Not even the delights of LMP and the Swan could persuade me to risk that again.

You and the other likely lads enjoy yourselves. Maybe we can all meet up on another Monday. I’ll bring the wet celery if you can find the flying helmet. Watch out for those british airmen hiding under the bed of your milf

Hey, i feel really stupid rite now. I’ve used a lot of forums before but i can’t see how i post a new thread in the reviews section. Want to post my report. If anyone could be so kind as to expose my blindness.

Where you are in the forum and there’s a tab which says New Topic, click on there and Bob’s your Uncle. Good luck and look forward to your report.

So, first saw the website on Tuesday, spent most of the last few days thinking about little else, pretty sure I’m going to come along this week some time - got a few questions though;

This has been covered before, but a little reassurance never hurts - I’m not stepping into some sort of shagging contest here am I, with the sense of anticipation I’ve got about this I think my performance may well not be my best effort; I guess I just want to make sure nobody’s here to be judged?

Also, it may well be that I have to do a 7 till 9 session, and I just wonder if the girls don’t get a little saddle sore? Clearly they love what they do, but do they really keep going hammer and tongs all day?

Final question as a result or reading Antonia’s Girls Just Want Fun thread, imploring more people to double-end her! Simply, where the hell do you find these women?

luckyboy - 25 July 2010 10:27 PM

So, first saw the website on Tuesday, spent most of the last few days thinking about little else, pretty sure I’m going to come along this week some time - got a few questions though;

This has been covered before, but a little reassurance never hurts - I’m not stepping into some sort of shagging contest here am I, with the sense of anticipation I’ve got about this I think my performance may well not be my best effort; I guess I just want to make sure nobody’s here to be judged?

Also, it may well be that I have to do a 7 till 9 session, and I just wonder if the girls don’t get a little saddle sore? Clearly they love what they do, but do they really keep going hammer and tongs all day?

Final question as a result or reading Antonia’s Girls Just Want Fun thread, imploring more people to double-end her! Simply, where the hell do you find these women?

Rest easy LB. You really will be a lucky boy if you take the plunge. The only competitive element in my experience is between the girls where they compete to be the one to raise steam in one’s boiler and cause the most explosions. Singularly unsuccessful in my case but what fun trying

You may well be surprised at your own performance. The marmalettes do tend to generate a certain enthusiasm.

Never done 7-9 but I once did an early double. I was a little jellified towards the end of the second half but the sheer hammer and tongs riding etc from the girls kept me going. The etc can be particularly pleasurable! A triple might have been fatal in my case but I’m sure the girls will not disappoint you 7-9. Others will confirm I’m sure.

The quickest way to guarantee the best double-enders on the planet is to ring TnT.