As you’ll be mid party as I post, I hope your having a blast. Look forward to the report.

Hello all.

I will be flying in to London in March and am intending to try LMP for the first time. I thought I would get a head start and join in here (I can’t wait!)

I just wanted to thank you all for your excellent posts and stories. I now have a clear idea what to expect. I just wish it was closer!

Hi OMIJ

Welcome to the forum.

Look forward to welcoming you to the wonderful world of LMP. Till then join in the chitchat.

hugs and kisses
Em
xx

Hi All…I will be attending my first party this Friday 19th Nov 1-3 and have a quick question. The pub that seems to be mentioned nearby (The Swan I think) how far away from LMP HQ is it? Ten minute walk or less? I don’t want to be schlepping the streets of London getting my kecks in a twist power walking to the venue and getting hot and bothered!!
Hopefully Em will take me under her wing once I am there and the expected nerves will evaporate quickly when things get going. I have not really been a multiple pop man in a short space of time but I am sure the luvverly ladies will help things along. Really looking forward to it and hoping to give and get the full party experience. Also hoping to get a large helping from Sydney JJ or should that be large helping of Sydney JJ as she does look a mouthful and good enough to eat.
Also, I am on a stag night Friday evening and need to bring an overnight bag with me,I am hoping this is not a problem to store away.

Thanks in advance for your helpful response/s.

I suffer from alcoholic constipation - I can’t pass a pub. Therefore I normally stop there en route particularly if Martin is buying.

Might well make a visit then and down a couple of “Pink Ladies”
Last couple of questions…..Is there an etiquette on the number of showers one has in the two hours? After every “whoops” I would imagine? And using fingers is a no no I believe, is that correct? If so then giving a G-spot massage is out then :-(

trysomemore - 15 November 2010 05:14 PM

Welcome OMIJ to the wonderful world of LMP. A virtual world for you at the moment but don’t worry we’ll keep the reports flowing to give you full flavour

Thanks, trysomemore. I am excited to read them (although they are not helping contain my excitement - I feel like a kid waiting for Christmas.)

Lady Marmalade - 15 November 2010 10:14 PM

Hi OMIJ

Welcome to the forum.

Look forward to welcoming you to the wonderful world of LMP. Till then join in the chitchat.

hugs and kisses
Em
xx

Thank you, Em. You are spoken of in revered tones here. I am looking forward to meeting you.

Hello all.

A quick question while I think of it. I am hoping to attend two consecutive weekday parties but I notice there is an hour break in between sessions. Will I be able to relax in the upstairs bar area during that time or will I have to leave and come back an hour later?

Thanks. 

No its ok - you can relax upstairs , have some food and a shower and have a catch-up chat - they won’t make you wander the streets…

The girls at LMP are not robots… they like partying and like sex… they are human… they like sex a lot… if you turn them on, treat them with respect, make them laugh etc…. then you will get a lot back in return… I think this is what sets them above girls at other venues… remember this and you will get a hell of a lot more than just a “fuck and suck”

stevieb - 17 November 2010 02:50 PM

No its ok - you can relax upstairs , have some food and a shower and have a catch-up chat - they won’t make you wander the streets…

That’s great to hear. Many thanks.

Hi guys,

Another quick question while I think of it.

I love cunnilingus and so am keen to make the most out of my time at the LMP. Sorry if this is a naive question, but is it necessary to clearly ask the girl each time if it is okay or is it alright to just feast away? And what if she is…how to put it…unable to speak (and hence cannot answer)?

Thanks for your patience!

What the others said, just enjoy the chuppa chuppa.

As the others have already said the girls will tell you whether they are up for the chupa chupa or not but be warned it’s a bit like mastermind once you start licking you have to finish i.e. when she has had enough not you.

Thank you all for your replies. Very useful.

cheekybaz - 20 November 2010 01:56 PM

As the others have already said the girls will tell you whether they are up for the chupa chupa or not but be warned it’s a bit like mastermind once you start licking you have to finish i.e. when she has had enough not you.

Thanks cheekybaz. Now I fear I shall have the Mastermind music bouncing around my head - although rather that than an image of Magnús Magnússon!