Thanks for the reassuring comments - sounds great. Now all I have to do is get myself along there, although slightly concerned about this whole addiction business! I guess there are worse things to be addicted to though….

luckyboy - 27 July 2010 01:56 AM

Thanks for the reassuring comments - sounds great. Now all I have to do is get myself along there, although slightly concerned about this whole addiction business! I guess there are worse things to be addicted to though….

Enjoy your first party but make sure you tell Em or T who’s on that it is your first, you’ll end up grinning like a cheshire cat like the two first timers did on saturday

luckyboy - 27 July 2010 01:56 AM

Thanks for the reassuring comments - sounds great. Now all I have to do is get myself along there, although slightly concerned about this whole addiction business! I guess there are worse things to be addicted to though….

Go on, you know you’re worth it. You can only get addicted once and it’s a hell of a lot more fun than sticking dried weeds in your mouth and setting fire to them. Although, when I think about it the average Marmalette’s mouth would set fire to just about anything

Less than a week now until I hopefully attend my first LMP! Just a few questions if I may:

A) How much notice do I need to give to attend? It’ll probably be Tuesday when I can confirm for sure my availability for Wednesday pm - is this too late or should that be ok?

B) I will probably arrive on plenty of time in Lancaster Gate ahead of the party. I note the general advice is to arrive at ‘party HQ’ 15 mins ahead of the party to sort valuables and showers etc.   Is this when everyone arrives and will there be a long queue for the showers? I’m quite keen to squeeze every minute I can out of the party so don’t want to be at the back of a long queue and miss the first 10 or 15 minutes or so!   Also, assuming I do arrive in the area early is there anything else to do in the meantime to pass the time before arriving at the door (I don’t know the area at all!)

C) I’m obviously very keen to be as fresh and clean for the girls as possible - I note from Forum reports though that often guys finish playing with one girl and then they’re pulled away to play immediately with another. Are there wetwipes or similar available to make sure your bits are as clean as they can be between showers!?

Thanks in advance - as they say ‘knowledge is power’

Hi Tim,

If you know time and date you want to attend I’d suggest you try and confirm the day before, having said that you should be ok on the day you wish to attend, but it maybe best to be safe than sorry.

If you arrive 10/15 minutes before the party you’ll have plenty of time to dispense with your valuables, undress and shower. There are two showers so there’s not normally much of a wait, and you’ll soon find yourself upstairs with a drink awaiting the entertainment ahead. As I travel into London I’m normally a bit early so if it’s a nice day go and sit in the park and enjoy the sunshine.

Lastly there are always wet wipes etc available, plus of course the showers. Enjoy and don’t forget to post a report so we may derive vicarious delight as another LMP addict joins the club.

Thanks Phil - all very useful advice. Can’t wait until next week

Hi all ! Just typical , finally decide to go for a party only to find out it’s summer holidays !!
So as a first timer i now find myself thinking of reasons not to attend !
So heres the deal guys , I’ll tell you my minor questions and you guys persuade me to come along ( please )
so first thing crossing my mind was what sort of ages usually attend ? I’m mid 40’s what about you guys ?
the other stupid thing bothering me is all the posts saying there’s no where to escape !! Not saying I would want to but as a newbie it could be a bit daunting for a while !
Anyway please please don’t let me talk myself out of a party
thanks in advance

Hi Mr Florida,

Can’t add much to the excellent post by TSM. Except mid 40’s, you’re a youngster.  As you will have seen from previous newbie advice the most nervy things are making the first phone call to book a party and then ringing the door bell. As has been said let Em & the girls know it’s your first time and you’ll be ok. And then when you’ve broken the ice post a report on here so Martin can replenish his wank bank.

Good luck and have fun.

Phil Atio - 01 September 2010 01:28 AM

...........so Martin can replenish his wank bank.

Which is alarmingly empty! 

Just a question, curious

Has anyone ever been kicked out from a party, have there been any problems
at the parties or is it always been trouble free.

Simon

Never ever had any trouble…..lets face it with the all the guys there for one thing - why should there be..everyone is on their best behavior - well upstairs at least…..

Friday 10th 1 - 3

Finally able to make a long overdue return to LMP, and see that sometimes regulars meet up at The Swan before a party, so am prompted to enquire if anyone is likely to be there on Friday around 12?

Dartmoor Pony - 08 September 2010 06:25 AM

Friday 10th 1 - 3

Finally able to make a long overdue return to LMP, and see that sometimes regulars meet up at The Swan before a party, so am prompted to enquire if anyone is likely to be there on Friday around 12?

Wish i was! Tuesday cancelled due to tube strike & now wanker boss won’t let me book a day off, so i’m now up to 7th oct B4 i can party again! WORK SUCKS S**T!

Ok !!! Ready to book my first party in October , just have a couple of quick questions for the collective ( probabaly already answered somewhere else ) firsty Reading all the reviews I was wondering with the appitite of these girls if it’s advisable to pop a booster before hand to keep Up ? Secondly is there anytime of the day which would suit a newbie better .
Sorry if these have been asked before but you’ve all been newbies in the past and always seem happy to help
thanks

Hi Mr Florida!

“Boosters” are a matter of personal preference, but from my point of view essential!(Valerie would probably disagree as it holds me back & means i can frustrate her attempts to get me to finish…...Very funny!) I have tried without & failed miserably to last the full session.

No party is ever the same & therefore no particular time party is better for the “newbie”, just book & enjoy!