So, first saw the website on Tuesday, spent most of the last few days thinking about little else, pretty sure I’m going to come along this week some time - got a few questions though;
This has been covered before, but a little reassurance never hurts - I’m not stepping into some sort of shagging contest here am I, with the sense of anticipation I’ve got about this I think my performance may well not be my best effort; I guess I just want to make sure nobody’s here to be judged?
Also, it may well be that I have to do a 7 till 9 session, and I just wonder if the girls don’t get a little saddle sore? Clearly they love what they do, but do they really keep going hammer and tongs all day?
Final question as a result or reading Antonia’s Girls Just Want Fun thread, imploring more people to double-end her! Simply, where the hell do you find these women?
So, first saw the website on Tuesday, spent most of the last few days thinking about little else, pretty sure I’m going to come along this week some time - got a few questions though;
This has been covered before, but a little reassurance never hurts - I’m not stepping into some sort of shagging contest here am I, with the sense of anticipation I’ve got about this I think my performance may well not be my best effort; I guess I just want to make sure nobody’s here to be judged?
Also, it may well be that I have to do a 7 till 9 session, and I just wonder if the girls don’t get a little saddle sore? Clearly they love what they do, but do they really keep going hammer and tongs all day?
Final question as a result or reading Antonia’s Girls Just Want Fun thread, imploring more people to double-end her! Simply, where the hell do you find these women?
Rest easy LB. You really will be a lucky boy if you take the plunge. The only competitive element in my experience is between the girls where they compete to be the one to raise steam in one’s boiler and cause the most explosions. Singularly unsuccessful in my case but what fun trying
You may well be surprised at your own performance. The marmalettes do tend to generate a certain enthusiasm.
Never done 7-9 but I once did an early double. I was a little jellified towards the end of the second half but the sheer hammer and tongs riding etc from the girls kept me going. The etc can be particularly pleasurable! A triple might have been fatal in my case but I’m sure the girls will not disappoint you 7-9. Others will confirm I’m sure.
The quickest way to guarantee the best double-enders on the planet is to ring TnT.
Hey Luckyboy everything will be fine. The girls are no less energetic between 7-9 than the 1-3 bash and will give you the time of your life. then you’ll be an LMP addict.
Rest assured this is not competitive, you will not be rated by anyone, perhaps ‘berated’ by Em or TnT if you stay resting upstairs for too long. Seriously though this is energetic, awesome sex in a chilled out environment.
The girls are uniformly gorgeous but the guys are a right motley crew
I have no idea where Em finds the girls but they really are astounding.
Thanks for the reassuring comments - sounds great. Now all I have to do is get myself along there, although slightly concerned about this whole addiction business! I guess there are worse things to be addicted to though….
Thanks for the reassuring comments - sounds great. Now all I have to do is get myself along there, although slightly concerned about this whole addiction business! I guess there are worse things to be addicted to though….
Enjoy your first party but make sure you tell Em or T who’s on that it is your first, you’ll end up grinning like a cheshire cat like the two first timers did on saturday
Thanks for the reassuring comments - sounds great. Now all I have to do is get myself along there, although slightly concerned about this whole addiction business! I guess there are worse things to be addicted to though….
Go on, you know you’re worth it. You can only get addicted once and it’s a hell of a lot more fun than sticking dried weeds in your mouth and setting fire to them. Although, when I think about it the average Marmalette’s mouth would set fire to just about anything
Thanks for the reassuring comments - sounds great. Now all I have to do is get myself along there, although slightly concerned about this whole addiction business! I guess there are worse things to be addicted to though….
The most nerve wracking part is ringing the door bell after that everything is so easy, even performing in front of others is a breeze although you may not quite believe that at this point in time. As cheekybaz says just tell Em and the girls that you are a first timer and much joy will ensue.
As for the addiction part that is just the way of things and you need to ration yourself to as many visits as you can afford. After you’ve been once you’ll enjoy the forum and site so much more as you have something tangible by which to recognise the reports etc.
Less than a week now until I hopefully attend my first LMP! Just a few questions if I may:
A) How much notice do I need to give to attend? It’ll probably be Tuesday when I can confirm for sure my availability for Wednesday pm - is this too late or should that be ok?
B) I will probably arrive on plenty of time in Lancaster Gate ahead of the party. I note the general advice is to arrive at ‘party HQ’ 15 mins ahead of the party to sort valuables and showers etc. Is this when everyone arrives and will there be a long queue for the showers? I’m quite keen to squeeze every minute I can out of the party so don’t want to be at the back of a long queue and miss the first 10 or 15 minutes or so! Also, assuming I do arrive in the area early is there anything else to do in the meantime to pass the time before arriving at the door (I don’t know the area at all!)
C) I’m obviously very keen to be as fresh and clean for the girls as possible - I note from Forum reports though that often guys finish playing with one girl and then they’re pulled away to play immediately with another. Are there wetwipes or similar available to make sure your bits are as clean as they can be between showers!?
Thanks in advance - as they say ‘knowledge is power’
If you know time and date you want to attend I’d suggest you try and confirm the day before, having said that you should be ok on the day you wish to attend, but it maybe best to be safe than sorry.
If you arrive 10/15 minutes before the party you’ll have plenty of time to dispense with your valuables, undress and shower. There are two showers so there’s not normally much of a wait, and you’ll soon find yourself upstairs with a drink awaiting the entertainment ahead. As I travel into London I’m normally a bit early so if it’s a nice day go and sit in the park and enjoy the sunshine.
Lastly there are always wet wipes etc available, plus of course the showers. Enjoy and don’t forget to post a report so we may derive vicarious delight as another LMP addict joins the club.
Hi all ! Just typical , finally decide to go for a party only to find out it’s summer holidays !!
So as a first timer i now find myself thinking of reasons not to attend !
So heres the deal guys , I’ll tell you my minor questions and you guys persuade me to come along ( please )
so first thing crossing my mind was what sort of ages usually attend ? I’m mid 40’s what about you guys ?
the other stupid thing bothering me is all the posts saying there’s no where to escape !! Not saying I would want to but as a newbie it could be a bit daunting for a while !
Anyway please please don’t let me talk myself out of a party
thanks in advance
Hi all ! Just typical , finally decide to go for a party only to find out it’s summer holidays !!
So as a first timer i now find myself thinking of reasons not to attend !
So heres the deal guys , I’ll tell you my minor questions and you guys persuade me to come along ( please )
so first thing crossing my mind was what sort of ages usually attend ? I’m mid 40’s what about you guys ?
the other stupid thing bothering me is all the posts saying there’s no where to escape !! Not saying I would want to but as a newbie it could be a bit daunting for a while !
Anyway please please don’t let me talk myself out of a party
thanks in advance
Hi Mr Florida
Welcome to our wonderful little forum.
Age ranges from 20’s to 70’s plus all shapes, sizes, nationalities, races, religions etc etc. A very eclectic mix with one thing on our minds!!!
Nowhere to escape??? - What are you thinking of escaping from?? - You could lock yourself in the bathroom although mostly we go upstairs for a drink and a chat!! - That’s not to say one of the lovelies won’t try to tempt you back down to play but then it is your choice.
Hardest thing to escape from is the feeling of regret you’ll have from never having tried out the pleasure palace - go on, take the plunge, make the call and get yourself booked in - we don’t bite…..although the girls just might
Can’t add much to the excellent post by TSM. Except mid 40’s, you’re a youngster. As you will have seen from previous newbie advice the most nervy things are making the first phone call to book a party and then ringing the door bell. As has been said let Em & the girls know it’s your first time and you’ll be ok. And then when you’ve broken the ice post a report on here so Martin can replenish his wank bank.
