Top or bottom half ?

Blokes or girls?

Hi guys
I’m new to the board so thought it best that my first post be in the “newbie section”

I’m don’t in London the week after next so intend to pop my party cherry and cannot wait! (mouth watering in particular at the thought of getting hold of Sydney JJ! Wow!)

I’ve had lots of questions about bits and bobs, all of which have been answered clearly in this thread, but one thing I was wondering is are most of the girls English? it’s not an issue but I’m curious to know, I love English girls obviously but I’m a sucker for a sexy European accent!

Also what’s the best time to turn up? Does the party start bang on 1pm and if so if I turn up and am showering at gone 1 am I eating into my fun time?

Cheers guys

Hi mate and welcome to the forum abd the LMP addiction. It’s normally best to arrive 10/15 minutes before a party starts you’ll then have time to get your valuables in the envelope, then undressed, robed and showered before a quick introduction and drink upstairs.

Nationalities are varied, English, Brazillian anda good smattering of European ladies. Enjoy your first party.

Dear all,

Wow, talk about serendipity. Was browsing t’internet for similar parties in london and found this place. Amazing. Stunningly beautiful girls and an approval rating in terms of feedback that makes cats appreciation of whiskers seem merely adequate in comparison. Am already converted and sold on the place. Also, found the forum most illuminating and helpful to a prospective party go-er so thanks to all contributors for that, party organisers and guests alike. 

Anyway, extreme newbie here with regards to posting (‘extreme’ preferable to ‘virgin’ newbie at any rate!) but have read through this thread so hopefully aren’t duplicating previous questions so apologies if that isn’t the case but just had a couple of questions.

Firstly from a business point of view I’m assuming its payment on entry (no pun intended) but is it cash only or does the establishment take plastic?

Secondly, I’m thinking of coming along on saturday, from other’s experience do these tend to get booked up quick?

Thanks and best wishes for 2011 to all.

Contribution is at the end of the party as leave and its cash - I imagine taking plastic would complicate things for everyone….

Was musing earlier with all the support and answers the newbies get on here (which is great) but when I started on this caper there was none of this - an advert on punternet linked to a basic web site and that was your lot - you turned up not completly cold with very little idea of what to expect or how it was going to work - you tell that to young people today and they don’t believe you…

There is no way to predict whether any party will be fully booked when you make the call, I’ve rung and booked a party on my way to the station to catch the train into London before now Yesterday’s party was a case in point I have also rung to book a weekly party in the past and been told it was full.

stevieb - 10 January 2011 12:21 AM

Was musing earlier with all the support and answers the newbies get on here (which is great) but when I started on this caper there was none of this - an advert on punternet linked to a basic web site and that was your lot - you turned up not completly cold with very little idea of what to expect or how it was going to work - you tell that to young people today and they don’t believe you…

Aye, you’re right there Obadiah, when I say a party really it were an ‘ole in the ground. Luxury. 

cheekybaz - 10 January 2011 12:22 AM

There is no way to predict whether any party will be fully booked when you make the call, I’ve rung and booked a party on my way to the station to catch the train into London before now Yesterday’s party was a case in point I have also rung to book a weekly party in the past and been told it was full.

Same here I’ve often booked for Saturday parties en route to the station. Also I once tried to book a MILFer on a Monday morning and it was full, luckily on that occasion there was a cancellation and Tash texted me to let me know. There’s just no pattern, if you’re set on a date book it a day or so early to ensure your place.

Thanks for the advice guys. Circumstances mean I won’t be able to get down this Sat as originally intended but hopefully this will only be a delay of 7 days, or less if I can’t hold out any longer!

Getting close to first attendance. Have now injured my hand (long story but got it stitched and bandaged) so will have to postpone a little while. When I arrive to party central do you have to declare who you are before you get inside? Is the bell marked “UXB” obvious? don’t want to be stood around out the front of the flat in the street looking like a nervous guy waiting for his first group party paradise visit?

Cannot wait now I have seen the new ladies….more blondes how wonderful, also liking the reporting cannot wait to get involved…...would you be gentle with a guy in a bandage? lol

Cheers,

Martin

Tuscan ... all will be revealed on how entry to paradise is obtained when you make the call and book your party.

and don’t forget to post a report to help Martin top up his ‘Bank’

Scottish notes, as in bank notes.

I’ve now been down and attended my first party (report duly posted). Thanks everyone, it was great.

To make sure everything went smoothly I made sure I had all the cash in Bank of England notes before I went down to London. People generally get more suspicious of Scottish notes the further South you go, though London tends not to be quite so bad since I guess there ends up being so many visitors from our neck of the woods. It’s a bit inconvenient to gather the English notes since most of the cash floating around up here is in Scottish notes and that’s what you get out of the cash machines.

So, is it OK to pay in Scottish notes or should I continue to gather English ones for future visits?

Hello Horny Boy -

Take advice from a fellow Scot - LMP is truly international, and accepts Scots banknotes without demur.

When I’m in London and someone tries to refuse my Scots notes, I always tell them that ours are worth twice theirs (the Scots Petro-pound).

Jock

PS Not been to LMP heaven since last September. Busy now polishing up climbing gear to clamber over Hadrian’s Wall and head south soonest.