There have been some posts about the number of times chaps manage to come during a party, which set me thinking. Just for fun and with no science whatsoever and some pretty dodgy assumptions I came (sorry) up with this:

Assume 46 weeks of partying to take account of Xmas, bank hols etc.
Assume max attendance of 14 men per party x 3 parties per day x 5 days = 210 men per week
Assume max attendance of 8 men per MILF party x 3 parties = 24 men per week
Men ejaculate between 2 - 6 mls - (on a downward spiral the more frequent the explosion.) Assume average of 3.5ml per orgasm per man each party and average of 3 orgasms per man per party to balance bewteen reality and fantasy.

multiply this lot together and it comes (sorry again) to 96.876 litres of the white sticky stuff.

I realise that my statistics are dubious to say the least and the assumptions are distinctly dodgy; however, whatever the actual numbers are that’s an awful lot of cum.

Makes you think!

I’m just wondering what drove you to go down this line of thinking
Have you come up with a cunning plan that needs the thick end of 100 litres per year of ejacuate?
Or is it an EU limit for party providers? And, like fish quotas, if you’re at risk of exceeding your limit do you have to throw it back? 
I think we should be told
Bemusedly
lq

Curses, you have uncovered the plot. I’m really an undercover agent for OFFCUM and have to assesss the quantity of fluids so that we can check that the appropriate recycling measures are in place. You will be relieved to hear that there are no plans as yet for the EU to legislate for parties; however, now that you mention it I will have to report to the Head of Ejaculate Management (Parties Division) that there is a strong case for developing a directive to standardize the quality and quantity of ejaculate as well as the number of times party-goers should be allowed, without special licence, to produce it at any one party. This standardization will help make the statistics easier to compile in the future.

Well, there are many things to think about when visiting a party.   Or, maybe this “statistics” is another atempt of our gouvrements & EU maffia to control   the voters/the people!?
It even could be a buisness opportunity, to someone who want to offer a “magic cum” substance, for those men who get drained to fast?
Also we have to consider the biggest reason why we attend parties at all, BEAUTIFUL, SUPERB & ATTENTIVE LADIES (at least I do).
Maybe the Ladies Union, want something to say in this very Important matter?!
Even if we do know, not all ladies like our fluids, I supose the partying Ladies dont mind it?! Maybe it’s a silent poll, you’ve discoverd?!
I supose it’s also is a way of the EU to inform us about why “the load of cream” is there & why we shouldn’t waste it ;p
This survey will bring more knowledge about the reason of WHY WE HAVE TO SPRAY ALL OVER THE PLACE
benjixx