Oh Sh*t! That’s me fucked! - Charles 1st’s clumsy barber - 1649

My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and I love it.
Butter, jam, cheese, you name it she lets me lick it off her.
She’s a cracker…

Raj - 16 July 2010 04:01 AM

My new girlfriend lets me lick anything off her and I love it.
Butter, jam, cheese, you name it she lets me lick it off her.
She’s a cracker…

Not sure about crackers and marmalade Raj. Best kept well apart?

and is she called Jocob? and wears a multi coloured coat?

Chemistry lectures were never like this in my day!

This is very rude, but quite funny. Could number 97 be a crude description of LMP?

http://jezebel.com/5584818/the-periodic-table-of-swearing

50

Mick1515 - 18 July 2010 10:07 PM

50

...as of 4pm today number 80 for me!!!!

...and as of 6pm I shall be an amalgam of 58 to 61 with a trace of 41!!!! 

Spontaneous combustion cumming up!

God gave me a brain and a penis.

Bad news is he only included enough blood to work one at a time.

Sent to my friend who loves in Swansea - and they all love it - £50 if your sick in the taxi - Welsh Hip-Hop - its really superb….

Gadzooks, I’d like to inspire that singer with my big leek - the one without the hat that is!

trysomemore - 23 July 2010 10:21 PM

Just saw this and made me chuckle - with apologies to any Welsh viewers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfbX6uvA6s&feature=player_embedded

That is quite excellent! 

trysomemore - 28 July 2010 06:42 PM

Oh and before anyone else mentions it I didn’t eat all the pies even if it looks like it at times!!!

i probably did

One for you know who:

A guy goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with my sex life. “The doctor asks, “can you describe the problem?” “Well… I wake up in the morning and shag my wife, then I have a shower and a shave and I shag her again. I have my breakfast and shag her again on the table, and then I get a blow job from her before I leave for work”.

“Okay…” the doctor replies.” I haven’t finished yet. I get to work and shag my secretary in my coffee break. At lunch-time I go to see my mistress and shag her a couple of times. I get back to work and shag my secretary again in the afternoon tea-break.” “Right…”

“Excuse me, I still haven’t finished. After work, I see my mistress again on the way home and shag her. Then I get home and shag the wife. I have my dinner and shag her again, and then we go to bed and shag a couple of times before going to sleep.” “Well, I don’t see what the problem is…” said the doctor, getting fed up now. The guy replies, “It hurts when I wank.”