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Wow! Hubba bubba! Speechless and tongue-tied.

Two fantastic parties this afternoon / this evening and a massive thank you to all the beautiful ladies partying today (Angela, Charli, Cleo, Emily, Jewels, Lara, Lorena, and Jessica (standing in for Tiff). You are all awesome and give so much pleasure to your fellow guests! (and to each other in quite a few cases!!)

There were a few new Emma-isms today, but i’m unable to repeat them here or Em will ban those who utter the phrases! Unless, as instructed, the ban perhaps gets shared around??!

Cleo was on great form; she foolishly (perhaps cunningly??) challenged a fellow guest that he couldn’t get her to cum a fourth time….mission accomplished by the lucky fellow! and she quickly went to lick Jewel’s left breast when she was meant to be helping Jewels with a guest! The 4pm party was candle-lit to enhance the general party vibe, although Cleo complained that she couldn’t see herself! I think her new hairstyle looks great (no more well shagged look!) and she was very enthusiastic about Sunday school…so we can look forward to hearing more soon!!

Lara and Jewels were naughty with guests on the swing with icecubes again…...shudders!!

and Angela, Charli, Emily and Lorena were all incredibly enthusiastic, great fun and ...tasty Double O’s for ladies are the way forward!!

Moss, Lady Em and Chris were the excellent hosts as always and there was a good mix of some familiar faces and some newbies who quickly overcame their nerves and enthusiastically dived in! I think most will be back quite soon based on today’s performances

So all in all, a great double party…..thank you so much for the memories and hope to be back again next week!

stay safe,
Pyramidguy

Theres nothing like the swing and ice and jewels, maybe you shoulo try. But from what I viewed you had a grand time anyway, as do we all, stay happy, eddie

Good report Pyramidguy, the girls were on top form at the 7 to 9 party especially Cleo, I think she only challenged me to make her cum a fourth time to make me work harder at doing just that but as I love making the girls cum that way it was an easy challenge.

It must have been some sight to anyone walking into the room to find Angela, Lorena and Cleo all with having their pussy licked, that might have been when Lorena and Cleo decided to rename the room the pussy room. well there was a lot of pleasure going on in there.

I’m still trying to decide whether to defy Em’s threat to ban me if I post the suggested Emma-ism about sharing something around but I wouldn’t like to not be able to come to LMP and pleasure all the lovely girls.

Thanks to Em for all the teasing, Moss and Chris for being excellent hosts and all the girls for being great fun as usual.

Baz

I guess we must have warmed the ladies up for you at the 1pm party. That swing does have a certain something about it - doesn’t it, Lorena?

The Friday 4-6 party was awesomely good. Lots of great banter and a good mix of regular guys and newbies. I just love the look on a first timers face as they finish a session with one of the lovelies, can’t really believe it’s all happening and look at you and say ‘you’ve been here before then!’ you say yes and said first timer wanders off in a daze wondering how they have only just heard of LMP and that whilst it surely cannot be fair that others have been having so much fun they are just so happy that paradise does actually exist.

Cleo was very perky and the girls were well up for partying. Personally I had my best session to date with Jewels having never quite connected fully with her before - just brilliant. Charli and I always hit it off - I just love the cheeky minxiness she brings. My best session was with Lorena - my god she is so beautiful - starting off on the bed then moving to the swing where I knelt between her legs and worshipped that delightful pussy until she shuddered to climax, then standing between her legs pounded us both into total submission.

Thanks to EM, Moss, Chris, all the girls and my fellow party goers for another great time.

thanks tall guy, i must say me and
the gorgeous lara just love that
swing and those ice cubes :-p
especially when you add a naked man
with a hard cock into the equation
and trysomemore i’m glad you enjoyed
your session with me and that it
was the best one you’ve had to date
:-p always a pleasure!
xXx
the crown jewels

Hey Jewels I am partying on Thursday 12th so perhaps we could book a swing and ice cubes session

Not only is Jewels and Lara or Lorena wonderful at that (and i recommend the blindfolded version!), but Jewels can alternatively sit on your face whilst you are suspended in the swing and one of the other girls takes you on your way! Both fantastic experiences!!
To Princess Jewels, the swing-mistress!

Sounds good to me!...........i think?...........what happens with the ice cubes?

Hey Pyramid I am just going to have to try this on Thursday if Jewels is up for it?

Incidentally anyone got any idea how much load the swing can take? - I am about 19 stone so not too sure about the ability to hold me and several girls??!!

Call me dumb, but can someone enlighten me on what happens with the ice cubes! 

Martin, the ice cubes melt!
Depending on how hot things get, the faster they melt!
I’m sure one or more of the lovely ladies will help you discover!
Enjoy!

The girls make a Pina Colada and drop the ice cubes into that…..all right they don’t…but the ice cubes are placed in places that your average bar tender would never think of using….

and on the subject of Pina Colada’s - watch the cute girl in the background and the expressions she pulls - cheered me up me no end…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3JeJtc-HW4&feature=related

Sounds different! & i’m always up for trying most things once! Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it as they say!

Roll on tomorrow - I am up for the ice cubes - is it pina colada or penis colder!!