One of the consequences of going far too regularly to LMP is that sometimes one doesn’t notice how people have changed.

Take Jasmine for instance. She’s always been a delightful girl, but at what point did she turn into the stunning young woman she is today? This thought struck me as she greeted me yesterday at the start of another weekly workout for LQ.

But no time to reflect further. Pressganged by Herself into the arms of the tag team Jesting Princess Jewels and Year of the Cat girl Lorena it was seconds out, round one. And it was no contest. Tag team wins, knockout well before the bell.   

LQ obviously in need of more practice. So off to visit my personal trainer Sarah for a wonderful, vigorous, cardiac arrest inducing, steamy session. Where does that lady get her stamina from? Personal trainer wins on points.  

After a long attachment to the oxygen cylinder and a spell as Herself’s perving slave, time to try some gentle resusitation with Raj’s PCD Shamilla. A delicate Celtic version of the Gujji Chup Chup produced a light shudder and a squeak from PCD.

Unfortunately as PCD elegantly disengaged, the first thing LQ saw was Bigguy sitting there in all his, well, Biggieness. The impact of this vision was that the good ship John Thomas went down with all hands on board and not even PCD’s phantom finger could save her.

No matter, LQ was done for by this stage. Now some things don’t change.

Once again thanks to toutes les girls, M, Moss and Chris for making LMP a much better alternative to membership of David Lloyd Centres.

Oh - I almost forgot - this week’s music track. A tough call, but I think it has to be this little reggae number.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M4J849dmA&feature=related

I’m not going to say who it’s for in public - but you know who you are! 

Cusses
lq

Great report LQ! Loved the BG reference… He has that kind off effect on JT if you get too close! Isnt “shudder” a great word? I think the latin is “tremo”? Lol! Glad you are keeping my PCD warm for me! I liked the music reference as well!

hey wtf, dont blame me

conveniently left out the fact that this failure of yours took place towards the end of your second party

and for the record i was (1) totally covered up and (2) admiring the combination of shamillas and jessicas rear ends

A very good report LQ of a very good party! (or the first part that i attended!)

Bit worried about your observation of Jasmine though….for me, Jasmine has been an absolute stunner from the very first time i partied with her (which i think is more than 2yrs ago!), but then i agree with yours and Raj’s previous comment, that the girls are getting more and more beautiful! Sadly though, i’ve also not been partying enough with Jasmine recently (I think the last time was that very sexy air hostess! but the last two days have temporarily fixed my withdrawal symptoms!).

Highlights of this party for me, included licking Lorena on the swing and then later, under Em’s encouragement, having Jewels nimbly sitting on my face on the swing, whilst Lorena emptied my balls. What a way to blow!! That swing just keeps upping the ante!

Also had lovely times with Jasmine, Jessica, Shamila and Sarah, but didn’t manage to party with the sexy Petra this time, because she seemed to be in high demand whenever i was looking. Hope to manage to party with Petra again and the tough teacher Angela very soon!

Some good banter with other guests and Em, made this a very good party…i wish i’d been able to stay longer but i knew Friday was coming round soon enough! LQ, you also failed to mention the impromptu demands on you by Lady Em in the Green room (sounds a bit like Cluedo!), which had my eyes straining to the left as i was licking Jessica!!

All good fun. Enjoy your hols.

Rgds,

Pyramid.