District 9 is excellent - and setting it in South Africs with all the aparthied references was realy clever - loved the guy who played the central character - he was really obnoxious at first but you ended up having a fair amount of sympathy for him - mind - that accent could strip paint at a hundred yards….

Is it bad to like the new Miley Cirus video? I mean… is it wrong? It feels wrong….

I take you are referring to the musical content and nothing else - and she is legal….actualy she’s American so no she’s not….beard and water for 48 hours for you my lad….

Just realised that says beard and water and not bread - although beard and water does sound worse….

stevieb - 21 September 2010 01:46 AM

Just realised that says beard and water and not bread - although beard and water does sound worse….

Is “beard and water” a euphemism for a hairy women who squirts when she cums?

There’s no answer to that…..really there isn’t….

and is tonight turning into the Stevie’n'Raj show - the Eric and Ernie of LMP - and it ain’t me with the short fat hairy legs….

stevieb - 21 September 2010 02:29 AM

and is tonight turning into the Stevie’n'Raj show - the Eric and Ernie of LMP - and it ain’t me with the short fat hairy legs….

You are the one with the broken knob mate!

Saw Antichrist with Willem Dafoe. Probably one of the most depressing films I have ever seen… I had to fast forward through most of it.

stevieb - 21 September 2010 12:51 AM

District 9 is excellent - and setting it in South Africs with all the aparthied references was realy clever - loved the guy who played the central character - he was really obnoxious at first but you ended up having a fair amount of sympathy for him - mind - that accent could strip paint at a hundred yards….

Did you know the guy who plays Wikus Van De Merwe plays Murdock in the New A-Team movie too ( without the South African Accent )

I did warn you about AntiChrist - and nice tie in with the broken knob refernce….but not this year….

Now this is good…

A new book reveals that a member of MI6, the British spy agency, discovered during WWI that semen makes excellent invisible ink, and often deployed it in the field. The name of the man who discovered this? Mansfield Cumming.

That just can’t be true. I’ve a mental image of a spy furtively bashing one out while a carrier pigeon waits patiently for the message.

But Dammit Sir - he was doing it for King and Country - and to defeat the filthy Hun (aplogies to any of our German readers) - I can’t think of any better reason to bang one out - unless it involves the Brazilians…..roll on Friday part 2….

I suspect if it were Brazilians I’d surrender and allow myself to be tortured.