Because people worry someone else will run off with their main course!!! 

So then you have to have dessert before your main, which is always confusing

And by the time your main becomes available, you might only have enough left for after dinner mints

It’s best when all the courses are on the same plate

Wow…i’m hungry now, all this talk of food!!

oh Cleo hun, you can nibble on my little piece of wet celery any day while I enjoy your pickled pear….

andyman - 03 February 2010 02:05 AM

Because people worry someone else will run off with their main course!!!  :lol:
!!

spot on Andy - Unfortunately

Hence, that is why it is so important that we all have different favorites!
If it was not for that point of variety…....I don’t even want to think about it.

& if they do run off with your main course….....jump in as well! Scrum down! Its a 2 - 1 ratio, so if its a full house party, i would expect to see lots of “spit roasts”, but i don’t! As i said in my last “MILF” party report, i was 1-2-1 & there were THREE guys watching at the door! Cum on…..get in there! 

martin56 - 03 February 2010 02:17 PM

& if they do run off with your main course….....jump in as well! Scrum down! Its a 2 - 1 ratio, so if its a full house party, i would expect to see lots of “spit roasts”

Well put…..took the words right out of my mouth

xx

Very interesting discussion.  I have to say that I’ve never really noticed the girls being unoccupied at a party unless they were taking some down time but I would say that at a 2:1 party, we men needing to recharge and reload, I’d normally expect half of us to be out of action at any one time half way through the party which would lead to more 1-2-1s.  Also, it has to be said that one of the joys at LMP is the positive encouragement to perv as well as play.  The Brazilian contingent are particularly enjoyable to watch!

Some of us men are also a bit on the shy side.  I’ve never been good at striking up conversation at parties and, believe it or not, I even have that problem at LMP (especially with the need to change and shower as well).  Maybe it would help if we all aimed to be at parties 15 minutes early so we can spend time chilling and chatting before getting down to the action but I’ve always assumed that turning up early gives the girls problems in getting ready.

Often in reports, I read that the writer was just grabbed by a girl and taken off to the bedroom.  I don’t think that’s ever happened to me so I must be doing something wrong.  I’ve probably also worked on the principle that the girls won’t be impressed if during a dip in my performance, all I can do is (to use the technical phrase) administer the chub-chub (even though it’s something I really enjoy doing).

I think what I’m saying is that I still have hang-ups on the subject of sex that I would like to overcome.

All that said, I’m sure that the more fun the girls have, the more fun the men will have too.  So, come on girls, tell us what we’re not doing.  Do you want more spit-roasts or chub-chub?  I certainly have no objection if I’m one of those playing during a lull to having every girl available attending to me and I’d do my best to reciprocate.  Or how about some of the girls getting together to entertain us while we’re recovering or asking us to use some toys on them - I’d love to see how a rabbit actually works?

And finally, maybe we guys need to be more chatty especially if we know each other via the forum.  I have on occasions wanted to ask another guy to help me pleasure one of the girls but never thought it was appropriate.  This might help us encourage the newbies as well to enjoy the full LMP experience and deal with those allegations that we’re unfriendly.

Sorry for the ramble.  I hope that the girls will all come on here and tell us how we can all make LMP even better.

As a more mature and alas not frequent enough party goer - (note to self: must get new bank manager - note to forum: any sympathetic bank managers among us chaps?) I’m afraid that the musket requires time to reload these days. Ah for the machine gun of my youth with its rapid rate of fire. However, I must do my duty to the ladies as requested (or was that an order from Antonia? Great idea from previous but one post about popping a little pill. Just a thought, I see there are herbal ones on the market at health shops. Anyone know if they work?

trysomemore - 04 February 2010 08:50 PM

Hi Powerman

The girls have a fantastic attitude and need little, if any, encouragement to take the lead. Personally I have been hauled off to a bed countless times but then that is generally because the girls know I am always up for it. With some of the slightly shyer guys I think the girls try to assess the vibe and not frighten anyone off whilst always being available.

I now pop a little blue pill before the party and this has had an amazing effect on my partying. The confidence that comes with knowing you will be standing to attention girl after girl, better than when I was a teenager, is just so enabling and empowering. My mind was always ready to party and I now have the means to derive maximum pleasure. Perhaps more importantly the mindset this gives has enabled me to be far more outgoing during a party.

If you want to share a girl just ask or invite another to join. You’re always welcome to share with me - the more the merrier!

Thanks for your comments, TSM.  If we’re both at a party together and identify each other, I’ll take you up on your offer.

I think that those of you who can get to LMP frequently do have an advantage over those of us who can only do once every six months as the girls will get to know you.  I’ve yet to see the same girl twice at LMP.  What I really need is an excuse for a once a month trip to London.  Perhaps when I get my business up and running, I need to find some London clients who insist on meeting in town!  Any volunteers?

I’m always worried about popping a pill without medical diagnosis even though I would love to be hard for an entire party.  I know I have high blood pressure so it’s probably quite risky to do so.

MikeC - 05 February 2010 03:48 PM

As a more mature and alas not frequent enough party goer - (note to self: must get new bank manager - note to forum: any sympathetic bank managers among us chaps?) I’m afraid that the musket requires time to reload these days. Ah for the machine gun of my youth with its rapid rate of fire. However, I must do my duty to the ladies as requested (or was that an order from Antonia? Great idea from previous but one post about popping a little pill. Just a thought, I see there are herbal ones on the market at health shops. Anyone know if they work?

There is a herbal capsule…....Golden root…...which definitely works. Available from some gents vending machines or online orders.
I use “Kamagra” gel….online ordering. Works very well in a very quick time with less of the headache type side effects. Remember, this is an oral jelly! Don’t do what a friend of mine did…...& rub it on your cock!!! 

It cums down to trial & error to be honest. 

ANTONIA - 02 February 2010 07:06 AM

I think that everybody knows what a party is.
Lately we~the girls~are a little bit unhappy,because of you boys,we would like to see more action.
We would like you boys to join in,is a party not a one to one.
All you have to do is ask:can I join in or do you mind if I join in,and the answer will always be yes.
I(we)know that you have energy.
We understand that you need a break sometime,but not for long.
If somebody ask you to join in do it,you have nothing to loose,at list try.
We try our best to make the party but is not only up to us,is up to you too boys.
We can’t do it without you boys.
We want boys ready to party,ready to have fun.
We want party’s with lots of action,we want a party to be a party not a one to one.
So boys join in,have fun,say yes,don’t stop.
In the end of the day we are there to have fun too,not only you,so do as you are told,do the most of it-is a party.
We don’t accept ~no~.
Make every party like is gone be the last one,you know live each day like is gone be the last.
Boys don’t make me use the whip,but if I have no choice I will do it.
Boys don’t forget girls want to have fun.antonia.x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

I tried my best on Wednesday but at times us men where definitely outnumbered - not that I am complaining.  But on a couple of occasions I was being ‘savaged’ by three lovely ladies - almost more that I could take, in fact it was - quite a few times…..

Looking forward to the next party I can attend…..

mike21 - 06 February 2010 04:29 PM

I tried my best on Wednesday but at times us men where definitely outnumbered - not that I am complaining.  But on a couple of occasions I was being ‘savaged’ by three lovely ladies - almost more that I could take, in fact it was - quite a few times…..

Looking forward to the next party I can attend…..

Is’nt it just horrible when that happens?..................NOT! 

I just want to re-iterate what my fellow lovley ladies have said…. I come to LMP to PARTY not to do one to ones! when i come to party i WANT to PARTYYYY! also another little pointer i would like to add is none of us here are ‘wives’  we are your play things and use us as such!

lots of hugz & naughty kisses!

Tiff xxx

Tiffanyxxx - 06 February 2010 06:59 PM

I just want to re-iterate what my fellow lovley ladies have said…. I come to LMP to PARTY not to do one to ones! when i come to party i WANT to PARTYYYY! also another little pointer i would like to add is none of us here are ‘wives’  we are your play things and use us as such!

lots of hugz & naughty kisses!

Tiff xxx

One of the best things about partying is giving a lady chupa-chupa… looking up.. and see her blowing off another guy… feels like I am in a porno! I love making them moan when they have a cock in their mouths!

And… IMHO… Tiff does that better most! I am looking forward to spit roasting you soon! Ha ha ha!

trysomemore - 07 February 2010 12:20 AM

Also I know Martin uses Kamagra and I think has tried other non-prescription drugs but I am not personally happy to recommend to others or indeed to take myself because of fears over quality control issues etc.

Over a couple of years i have done intensive testing of almost all the “Wood aids” & i know what works for me, with regards to side effects etc!
I will stress that this is my testing & i am fully aware of the consequences if a product has negative effects.
I posted a reply about herbal aids stating i knew of & had tried “Golden root”, i was not recommending it.
With regards to “Kamagra”, i do use it, but again, i am not recommending it for widespread use.
Any substance, whether prescription or non-prescription, is taken at the users risk & you should be aware of side effects etc.
Anything in my post above was not meant as a recommendation & apologise if perceived to be one.

Raj - 07 February 2010 02:53 AM

One of the best things about partying is giving a lady chupa-chupa… looking up.. and see her blowing off another guy… feels like I am in a porno! I love making them moan when they have a cock in their mouths!

And… IMHO… Tiff does that better most! I am looking forward to spit roasting you soon! Ha ha ha!

100% with you on that & i hope i’m at the other end of the “spit”  Well…..either end actually!