Settle down children - poetry corner…

Antonia caused quite a stir
“You guys - I want more of you there
When one licks Camilla
Two more gotta fill her
But you lot just stand there and stare!”

“That’s not our fault,” Colly declared
“Why don’t you just go spread the word
And your legs while you’re at it
So as Raj feels the right tit
I’ll slip in and act very scared!”

“Alright,” said Antonia, glum
“But Sarah must finger my bum”
” Hey, that works for me!”
Said LQ with glee
“‘Cos I’m just making her cum!”

“LOOK - this is NOT a French farce
I am standing here working my arse
Off to make you guys be
De-spunked and happeeee”
Said M - “That’s a thankless tarsk!”

The moral to all is quite clear
There really is nothing to fear
LMP is pure pleasure
And decadent leisure
Just don’t let dear M bend your ear!

c. the soon to be barred LQ

Loved the “Ode” LQ

well, TSM, it is said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

Looks like three page and minimalist reports are now sooo passe - reporting in rhyme is the new black…

Sooooo good trysomemore! Way out of my league guys!

I’ll stick to toilet humour & graphic party reporting

On a rugby theme, I’m starting to fantasise about Antonia and Jewels being Tight Head and Loose Head respectively. “Nurse, tissues please”

Blindside Flanker - 13 February 2010 05:28 AM

On a rugby theme, I’m starting to fantasise about Antonia and Jewels being Tight Head and Loose Head respectively. “Nurse, tissues please”

..and who would be Give Head, then….

As long as it’s not Pitbull Moore…

and new girl alert - Laura - I say, chaps - another corker….

Absolutly - always nice to get a sneak preview…..

Just looked at Laura’s pics… and got a heart attack for the wrong reasons… that juke box… looks like the one the wife bought me for my 40th!

I had to go back and look at the pics to see it because i didn’t even notice a juke box the first time i looked

Neither did I - must have got distracted by something else - and Juke Box - is that another euphemism?

stevieb - 20 February 2010 05:46 PM

Neither did I - must have got distracted by something else - and Juke Box - is that another euphemism?

Thats junk box mate!

Wow! Antonia, what a post! You’re one of my favs and I’ve seen you party. You definitely know how and you always make a guy feel included. You rock! gros bisous!

I had to laugh with the comment about a guy running off with his main course. Pairing up from time to time is expected. We all get our chance. But the real fun is in the group. Last time I was there it seemed to be a day of pairings and I did a lot of waiting. This one guy (with a rod twice my own, yeah, I’m jealous) was with the same girl three times. I was trying to get my turn. After I came back from being in another room and everyone had switched around he came back to the same girl I was waiting on, powered up the old machine and said right to my face “you don’t mind do you?” and proceeded to bang away.

Ah well, the great thing about LMP is there are always girls ready to party with you ... er ... even me!

theYank - 05 March 2010 07:31 AM

After I came back from being in another room and everyone had switched around he came back to the same girl I was waiting on, powered up the old machine and said right to my face “you don’t mind do you?” and proceeded to bang away.

I’m new here, and won’t be attending a party until June, but from what I’ve gathered on here, and from the whole point of this thread, I think you should have just responded “Of course not, and I’ll join you!”

BankerJoe - 08 March 2010 02:51 AM

I’m new here, and won’t be attending a party until June, but from what I’ve gathered on here, and from the whole point of this thread, I think you should have just responded “Of course not, and I’ll join you!”

Even being new here, you’ve hit it spot on Banker! That is exactly what should happen, & if the guy had gotten the hump…........bye,bye fella!

Unfortunately, some guys are TOO considerate, or withdrawn, sometimes to force the point!
I think its something you grow into with more party experience! You have to learn to judge the situation & when to join in, but if someone is there for a 1-2-1, don’t come!

I have to congratulate you on the reply! I don’t think you’ll have a problem somehow!