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I have a problem with hearing a certain “term”!! And it obviously affects our lifestyles a LOT

I find the term “spit-roast” to be so coarse and vulgar

It is an expression that gained widespread use out of the media trying to make an act sound as seedy and depraved as possible!! And as we all know, when done with lovely girls in a great atmosphere it is a very fun and enjoyable thing to experience

So as we all respect, admire and enjoy all our lovely girls it makes my stomach turn to read about “spit-roasting” them like they are just a piece of meat!!!

So…i can’t come up with a better name at the moment, and as there are smarter people here than me, i put it to you all to help come up with a better name for one of our favourite experiences

(not suggesting anyone that’s used it here has done wrong…i’ve had to resort to it myself before, but i just want to hear a nicer term)!!

ok - how about Menage a Trois (LQ should like that one), MMF, Book-ender, a Wobbly H (that one took me a moment to work it out then lightbulb flashes) - in fact the more I think about the Wobbly H is my fave…..

and you can even get the T-Shirt..

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+wobbly_h_white_tshirt,36184924

Good find Stevie, it’s certainly an improvement

stevieb - 03 February 2010 06:36 PM

and you can even get the T-Shirt..

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+wobbly_h_white_tshirt,36184924

Yep.. that reminds me of the {insert_polite_phrase_here} with myself, Amanda and A.N.Other…

stevieb - 03 February 2010 06:36 PM

and you can even get the T-Shirt..

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+wobbly_h_white_tshirt,36184924

Have you seen the rest of the shirts in the group sex range, this is my favourite…

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+apply_within_organic_cotton_tee,53391774

Colly - M would certainly approve!

Like Andy I too find the term spit roast a bit off putting but with all this recent chatter of girl hogging it does seem ironically appropriate.

However…

Stevie, I do like your wobbly itch even though I am partial to a bit of Franch (ask Antonia!). I like the term “lucky pierre” although it really applies to something which is more in Kinky Pete’s department.

Though looking at the graphic it struck me that it looked like a suspension bridge.

And which is the most iconic of those?

For me it’s The Golden Gate in San Francisco.

So that’s my suggestion - Goldengating…

It’s ok as long as there is no rain.

I mean, golden showers on the Golden Gate?

That would be a bridge too far

I can see the problem. 

On the other hand, the negative connotations of the phrase have been brought about by the press in the same way that they have been negative about wife-swapping or swinging.  The fact is that “spit roast” is a very accurate description of how the three parties involved look when in an MMF session.  Many descriptions of positions pick up the visual (cowgirl, doggy, DATY) and to be honest, they’re the ones I prefer as they describe what you are doing or what you want to do.

Anybody up for a daisy ring sometime?

I understand the issue and have in the past felt a degree of discomfort in using the term. However I think it is now in common parlance and most know what it means instantly.

I think what is more important is the way in which we consider/treat the girls rather than our language, which when involving sexual matters is often coarse. I and the huge majority of LMP attendees treat the girls with utmost respect and I think this is why LMP works and so many of the girls stay for a long period of time.

At a recent party I walked past a guy performing doggy on Carolina whilst she was giving another a BJ and wanking a third. The guy giving doggy says to me ‘a real good worker this one’ to which I frowned and said ‘her name is Carolina’. I think my rebuke was mostly lost on him but his manner really wound me up. Fortunately this is the only time I have experienced this attitude at LMP.

To summarise it is the way we feel and treat the girls that is important not our language although we must always be careful to ensure we are not misunderstood.

100% with you on that one trysomemore!!!! I’m not uncomfortable at all with any of the terms we use in reports because i know that 99.9% of us treat ALL with respect, guys & girls! Up to now i’ve just observed the thread trend without comment. You have very eloquently said it all for me!

“I mean, golden showers on the Golden Gate?” - could be worse - it could be golden showers at Lancaster Gate…..

I agree entirely.

trysomemore - 04 February 2010 01:28 PM

I understand the issue and have in the past felt a degree of discomfort in using the term. However I think it is now in common parlance and most know what it means instantly.

I think what is more important is the way in which we consider/treat the girls rather than our language, which when involving sexual matters is often coarse. I and the huge majority of LMP attendees treat the girls with utmost respect and I think this is why LMP works and so many of the girls stay for a long period of time.

At a recent party I walked past a guy performing doggy on Carolina whilst she was giving another a BJ and wanking a third. The guy giving doggy says to me ‘a real good worker this one’ to which I frowned and said ‘her name is Carolina’. I think my rebuke was mostly lost on him but his manner really wound me up. Fortunately this is the only time I have experienced this attitude at LMP.

To summarise it is the way we feel and treat the girls that is important not our language although we must always be careful to ensure we are not misunderstood.

I wasn’t suggesting it should be banished…just that we could come with something more eloquent

On the subject of those t-shirts, hey Em….i’ve found my perfect one…

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+slut_dark_tshirt,74146892

andyman - 04 February 2010 05:24 PM

just that we could come with something more eloquent

I cant believe so many people do not like the term “spit-roast”!!!

More eloquence… hmmm…. that is gonna be difficult for me!

leclerq - 04 February 2010 10:32 AM

Like Andy I too find the term spit roast a bit off putting but with all this recent chatter of girl hogging it does seem ironically appropriate.

LQ, Have to admit am with you and Andy on this one… but that’s just my own personal preference

Colly - 04 February 2010 09:24 PM

leclerq - 04 February 2010 10:32 AM

Like Andy I too find the term spit roast a bit off putting but with all this recent chatter of girl hogging it does seem ironically appropriate.

LQ, Have to admit am with you and Andy on this one… but that’s just my own personal preference

Maybe I am just uncouth and uncultured!

Does the latin make it better? “spit assus” Ha ha ha!