Colly - M would certainly approve!
Like Andy I too find the term spit roast a bit off putting but with all this recent chatter of girl hogging it does seem ironically appropriate.
However…
Stevie, I do like your wobbly itch even though I am partial to a bit of Franch (ask Antonia!). I like the term “lucky pierre” although it really applies to something which is more in Kinky Pete’s department.
Though looking at the graphic it struck me that it looked like a suspension bridge.
And which is the most iconic of those?
For me it’s The Golden Gate in San Francisco.
So that’s my suggestion - Goldengating…
It’s ok as long as there is no rain.
I mean, golden showers on the Golden Gate?
That would be a bridge too far 