Fellows -
I’m due to engage in one of Lady M’s thrashes on Wednesday 3 March at 1300. Frankly, I’m terrified. It’s not for fear of the unknown….heavens, I’ve been to a couple in recent years. But I’m now an old man (66), and scared that I might in every way not match the abilities of you young lads.

So - your tips and pre-match confidence boosts are not just welcome: they’re vitally necessary. Please bring ‘em on!

It’s great reading all your logs and reports. I like them, and keep them coming (....oops…could have chosen a better word there).

What would be really great would be to meet up with some of you all too well-known names on the day. So when the post-lunch orgy on Wed March 3 dawns, do introduce yourselves to this lumped white-haired old Scotsman - even just for the sake o auld acquaintance and auld lang syne. I’d love to meet you all.

Understandably, I’m looking forward to meeting Les Girls even more.

Yours agedly

Jock

Jock, hope you have a great time on 3rd March. I know i won’t be at LMP then, so won’t be able to say hello, but i’m sure you’d much rather have the company of 7 wonderfully sexy ladies anyway!!

As Groucho Marx said, “you are only as old as the woman you feel”......LMP keeps one younger! So you will leave a rejuvenated and sprightly 66yr old knowing he has just done what many half his age can only dream about!

Hope that helps,
Pyramid

Hi Jock

Age is only a number…...come along have fun and by the way I will be there.

Looking forward to welcoming you babe.

hugs and kisses
LadyM
xx

Hi Jock,

I envy you… just inagine in 3 years time when you are 69… and all the chat up line openings that age will bring… not only at LMP but in the “real” world as well!

I hope I and LMP are functioning well when I am 69!

Cheers,

Raj

Jock here. Great to be on the receiving end of greetings from chaps whose names and reported escapades I know so well from this Forum. So thanks for your kind words (and those from you too, too, Lady M).

Am looking forward very much to Wed 3 March, and promise not to try to behave myself. Do promise however to post a report (remaining strength allowing, of course).

I’ll never forget walking into the big bedroom at my first LMP party. Even wearing only a (very) happy smile, I felt overdressed. And the scene that greeted my eyes just couldn’t have been made up. Here was heaven on earth, and I was viewing it.

Not that viewing was allowed for more than about three seconds. Jewels and Paloma grabbed me, and pitchforked me on to a bed, and proceeded to execute the most unimaginable delights upon me…...all this without so much as by-your-leave.

Choices choices…..hardly knew whether to lie back and surrender to them, or take in the eyeful of the most delectable lady on the other half of the bed cowgirling the daylights out of some poor fellow.

So thanks for your messages, Pyramid, Trysome and Raj. May not meet you this time, but will ceratinly be glad to hear from other regulars on the days.

And hugs and kisses returned to you, Lady M.

Thats the great thing about LMP. It doesn’t matter how old or how young, what colour or how big or small you are, everyone is welcome and everyone fits in.

I attended a one oclock party last year; Jodi, Sarah & Linzi were all there, and there was one chap, quite a large man and he had the tiniest penis I’d ever seen and you know what, he had a fantastic time. At one point Linzi had his, mine and some other guys penis in her mouth all at the same time! At one stage he was making so much noise as he was about to cum that everyone else just stopped to watch him!

The wonder of LMP!

luke2009 - 23 February 2010 07:49 PM

Thats the great thing about LMP. It doesn’t matter how old or how young, what colour or how big or small you are, everyone is welcome and everyone fits in.

I attended a one oclock party last year; Jodi, Sarah & Linzi were all there, and there was one chap, quite a large man and he had the tiniest penis I’d ever seen and you know what, he had a fantastic time. At one point Linzi had his, mine and some other guys penis in her mouth all at the same time! At one stage he was making so much noise as he was about to cum that everyone else just stopped to watch him!

The wonder of LMP!

I thought I’d paid you off so you wouldn’t reveal that about me!

I want my Samosas back!

luke2009 - 23 February 2010 07:49 PM

At one point Linzi had his, mine and some other guys penis in her mouth all at the same time!

And i bet she was still talking!

martin56 - 23 February 2010 10:54 PM

luke2009 - 23 February 2010 07:49 PM

At one point Linzi had his, mine and some other guys penis in her mouth all at the same time!

And i bet she was still talking!

How did you know? Yes she was! She’s an amazing girl isn’t she? 

Oh believe me…....i know!

Hi Guys

Thanks Jock for raising this issue. As a senior guy as well,nearly 60,I have looked at this site for a while now wondering whether how someone my age would fare at the parties!! Glad to see so much positive feedback and can now hardly wait for my next visit to London so I can enjoy the fantastic experiences you guys write about.Looking forward to meeting some of the now familiar names in person very soon

spitfire

spitfire - 25 February 2010 06:25 PM

Hi Guys

Thanks Jock for raising this issue. As a senior guy as well,nearly 60,I have looked at this site for a while now wondering whether how someone my age would fare at the parties!! Glad to see so much positive feedback and can now hardly wait for my next visit to London so I can enjoy the fantastic experiences you guys write about.Looking forward to meeting some of the now familiar names in person very soon

spitfire

When you sort a date out, post it in case regulars are there on the same party. That way we can say hello!
And of course the “Full graphic report” is mandatory!

I think hving to post a report for having so much fun seems a small price to pay!!!! Just hope there’s lots TO report.

Thanks, Spitfire, for what you write about us oldies and greybeards. I just wish LMP had been around when I was in my twenties…..

......on second thoughts, glad it wasn’t - otherwise I might not have reach my age of 66 now!

As for you young chaps, enjoy your youth. Below the silver hair and creaky bones, we ancients feel exactly as you do…...maybe more, for we’ve the maturity to appreciate it.

Jock

So Jock, what happened? Did you make it? Don’t bow out of this thread now when it was just getting interesting ...