If so… what injury, where, how, with who…

Hopefully this gets the posts going!

I am not going to rise to that bait…......he said sniffily….

Apart from breaking your knob Steve! Come on… tell us…

For me… hitting my head on a bathroom cabinet and having to go to A&E…

Only when the wife walked in on me and her sister.

I shan’t ask how you banged your head on said bathroom cabinet - the worst thing about breaking my knob was going to the doctors after a week when nature wasn’t going to heal itself and I was praying for a male doctor and we could have loads of blokey banter but no - a very attractive Indian female Doctor and I’m like “i’m going to get my knob out to her” - but to fair she was so professional about it it may have been an ingrowing toenail…..some cream and all was well - a occupational hazard I guess….

Raj - 10 March 2010 03:05 AM

If so… what injury, where, how, with who…

Hopefully this gets the posts going!

Hi Raj. I sustained a very sore knob during the last hour of 2 Parties i attended. I immediately ran to Em who ensured it got some quick treatment in the form of Sudocrem.

OK, humour my quest for knowledge; htf do you break your knob when it’s only cartilage and tissue?
However, sounds painful

Ok - its when you tear what was known when I were a lad as the bango string - you know the thin bit of skin that attaches the foreskin to the head of the penis? - if that tears your are carried from the field of battle and laid up for several weeks…..

and now you have all stopped wincing…...it does bring the tears to your eyes…...

I feel a lightweight!!

I’ve only suffered the odd cramps in the legs…and neckache from giving too much oral while laying awkwardly

Ah, now if we are talking cramps I am your man, so bad thr girls thought I was about to cum, as I writhed around in agony.

Have also had the unfortunate history of actually causing an injury. It was whilst an intensive session with one ex-LMP blonde, where we unfortunately did not co-oridinate our timing and cracked heads.I was slightly dazed and girl ran off to bathroom in tears. Luckily there was a bag of frozen peas in the freezer upstairs :-(

Colly - 10 March 2010 05:23 AM

Ah, now if we are talking cramps I am your man, so bad thr girls thought I was about to cum, as I writhed around in agony.

Have also had the unfortunate history of actually causing an injury. It was whilst an intensive session with one ex-LMP blonde, where we unfortunately did not co-oridinate our timing and cracked heads.I was slightly dazed and girl ran off to bathroom in tears. Luckily there was a bag of frozen peas in the freezer upstairs :-(

... so you finished yourself off in the frozen peas!!!

I wondered what that special sauce was…

This place is turning into an episode of Casualty…...

can almost see the beginning

“hi honey, i can tell from your stiffy that you want some action but do you mind changing the lightbulb first, i’ll get the ladder”

ooops

trysomemore - 10 March 2010 04:48 PM

Same girl also once bit my nipple so hard as she came that she broke the skin and made that bleed.

Just reminded me of something like that happening to me a few years back… but with some false nails… stuck into my skin… my mrs asked when I got back home… “why is your nipple bruised?”.... “5 a side injury, darling”.....

when you say 5 aside it isn’t far from the truth on a busy visit to LMP