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emarpee

Posted: 26 August 2010 09:24 PM

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Phil Atio - 27 August 2010 03:19 AM
...and another in the 1000 club, well done Raj.

Ditto…....congrats Raj!

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Phil Atio

Posted: 03 September 2010 08:49 PM

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England 1 up at half time against Bulgaria in a Euro qualifier. Early goal by Defoe, then not much else since.

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Posted: 05 September 2010 08:11 AM

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and so with more revelations in the Sunday papers - is there anyone in the England squad not cheating on their partner/sleeping with a £1000 a night hooker? - what amazes me is that they think they can do this and get away with it…...mind if I was married to Colleen I reckon I’d need a bit more spice in my life….

I reckon Em could make a fortune hosting an England players only party…..she’d get plenty of takers…..

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Posted: 05 September 2010 09:45 AM

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Wonder if she made Shrek wear a paper bag when they were playing

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Posted: 05 September 2010 02:23 PM

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Phil Atio - 04 September 2010 02:49 AM
England 1 up at half time against Bulgaria in a Euro qualifier. Early goal by Defoe, then not much else since.

Spoke too soon Phil? LOL!

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Posted: 05 September 2010 02:24 PM

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cheekybaz - 05 September 2010 03:45 PM
Wonder if she made Shrek wear a paper bag when they were playing

Depends if she was a Granny!

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Posted: 05 September 2010 02:25 PM

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stevieb - 05 September 2010 02:11 PM
......mind if I was married to Colleen I reckon I’d need a bit more spice in my life….

LOL! Bit harsh dude… but funny!

stevieb - 05 September 2010 02:11 PM

I reckon Em could make a fortune hosting an England players only party…..she’d get plenty of takers…..

Dude… don’t give Em ideas… we’ll never be able to party again!

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Posted: 07 September 2010 05:24 PM

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Classic Daily Mail front page today - what turned a middle class public educated schoolgirl into Rooney’s £1200 a night hooker? - think they have just answered their own question…...

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Posted: 07 September 2010 05:26 PM

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stevieb - 07 September 2010 11:24 PM
Classic Daily Mail front page today - what turned a middle class public educated schoolgirl into Rooney’s £1200 a night hooker? - think they have just answered their own question…...

She nearly earns as much as you dude!

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Posted: 07 September 2010 05:44 PM

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and at least I don’t have to wake up next to Wayne’s scowling face in the morning…..

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Posted: 07 September 2010 09:23 PM

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I was about post it’s a stroll for England 2 up and the Swiss down to 10, but back they come with a stunning shot.

And possibled condolences to our friends North of the Border losing 1-0 to minnows Liechtenstein.

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Raj

Posted: 07 September 2010 09:42 PM

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England Vs Switzerland.
Commentator: “Well, Rooney scores and everyone’s happy.”
Except Coleen, perhaps?

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Raj

Posted: 12 September 2010 10:54 PM

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I just heard a rumour…. that an England footballer actually slept with his own wife…

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Posted: 12 September 2010 11:10 PM

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Now that is shocking…

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Posted: 13 September 2010 12:19 PM

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Raj - 13 September 2010 04:54 AM
I just heard a rumour…. that an England footballer actually slept with his own wife…

its all lies

now, if you said someone elses wife

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