My first post:

I’m so glad I’ve found my way to Lancaster Gate at last. It was like roasting a constantly changing stream of footballers’ wives without having to play ball games in between. (Oh, I don’t know though!)

I used to go to parties years ago in Manchester but gave up when they became badly organised and badly run. Lady M does it the way it should be done. The difference is amazing. One hit and I’m addicted already.

For anyone interested in gory details : http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=98005

You lot will know the girls far better than me but you may not know Isobella as she hasn’t officially started yet. She’s an absolute gem! Being her 1st LMP I think she was genuinely shocked at first by what those man-eaters did to little old me. Didn’t stop her joining in with the rest of the wolfpack though.

Sir Jasper’s complaining that for about a total of 5 minutes he was not totally encased in young gorgeous female flesh. He likes to think of himself as the scotch egg in the centre of a hot pork pie. So, next time if you spot a tornado-like blur flitting from bed to bed it’s just Uncle Mick trying to minimise his downtime.

It was a pleasure on every level to meet the ladies. Frankly though I was treated like a piece of meat. A mere sex object. Used and abused to provide horny young women with a sex slave and plaything. If the same doesn’t happen next time I will give them a good stiff talking to.

I’ll be back

Keep up the good work

Another chewed up and spat out convert who’s cumming back for more…..glad you had such good time…..top report as well…..

and was musing on your Geneva Convention refernce - last time I had one girl with her finger up my arse, two more in a cock suck/ball lick extravanganza while a fourth was grinding her pussy in my face - sure that’s against various international treaties….cruel and and unusual punishments indeed.

Thanks for that Stevie. Next time I’ll ask for “Stevie’s extravaganza special”
Sounds like it might scratch an itch (or four)

Can’t get to London this week. Wednesday’s line-up is just killing me with frustration.

Still, Sirens at Northampton have a new girl with tasty reports. Maybe I’ll just force myself. If I can squeeze Shola in for 13:00 on Wednesday she might just ease the pain with a little “cruel & unusual”

Fantastic reports Mick and Percy. Sounded like a great party!

Great to see new contributors and i look forward to reading many more of your reports!

Rgds,

Pyramid

interesting

martins competition is mick, pyramids is percy

m vs m and p vs p, lol

Great reports guys. And Mick, I do like your style.

Keep ‘em coming guys…

I too enjoyed slobbering over Percy’s post. Anything that reminds us of the carnal details! Must stop referring to the right honourable member as Percy from now on.

Just one thing though Percy. With a f*ckfest like that downstairs - How did you find time to eat? (food that is)

Friday has given me a major problem though. I’m now suffering awful withdrawal symptoms. The worst part is the violent and involuntary pelvic thrusting, often at embarassing moments. The affliction seems to strike every 3 hours starting at 1pm.

Can anyone suggest a cure?

martin56 - 06 June 2010 01:06 AM

0% on spending credit card? 

And leave it to future generations to pay the bill for my little peccadillos just like that nice Mr Darling

Not sure if serious political discussion is allowed on the forum but then there’s nothing the girls can do to me that they haven’t already.

Anyway, current thinking is that with another erection coming up soon the Lady Marmalade Party should secure a place in the next coalition. We could then press for treatment at our favourite clinic to be made available on the NHS. This is my honest opinion and is in no way swayed by the fact that I now get free prescriptions.

Others might think the three year wait for each “consultation” to be a bit of a downer

Hi Mick1515

Welcome to the forum and apologies for not having responded to your post earlier.

Glad you had a great time and we look forward to welcoming to many more parties and I am sure they will all be fun filled.

Take care and see you soon.

hugs and kisses
Em
xx

P.S.  Fab review really enjoyed reading it on PN thank you.

Fantastic report, mick.  worked my way through all your PNet reports and enjoyed them all.  I keep meaning to try out the ladies of MK and now I know that there are LMP girls there, this has stiffened my resolve (among other things).

By the way, what happened to the MK branch of House of Divine - I just went to their website for the first time in ages and that branch no longer seems to exist.

powerman - 11 June 2010 02:18 PM

By the way, what happened to the MK branch of House of Divine - I just went to their website for the first time in ages and that branch no longer seems to exist.

I think in another thread someone said it had closed down? I am not sure. But I looked on PN for MK and its a veritable hot bed of nawty hawt sexual shenanigans! Never would’ve guess MK was like this! Its enough to rival London!

How sad, I always got the impression that HOD was a well-run establishment that kept itself discreet.

As you say, though, there are plenty of other establishments in MK.

And it looks as if the BGAFD has gone as well - how am I going to check whther a movie’s any good now?

powerman - 11 June 2010 02:18 PM

By the way, what happened to the MK branch of House of Divine - I just went to their website for the first time in ages and that branch no longer seems to exist.

The Divine’s still operate Ego in MK and HoD South Kensington.

The old Annabella’s plus HoD MK has now split into MK Escorts, the new Annabella’s, and the new Madam Becky’s (Chrystal now works at Ego). You’d be surprised who is hiding up here. MK Angels is still independent as far as I know.

Confused? You will be. How are we supposed to keep up with it all.