Just attended on 10th June, and I think that’s the last one for me.
The two main reasons I booked in, Emma Butt and Claudia were no there as promised by the website, and on ringing before coming. They never turned up.
When I was there it was crowded!! Beyond all belief each girl had two men on her at every turn. Even sitting upstairs for twenty minutes, waiting until five guys came up, going downstairs, everyone was taken and there was no space. I never had a girl to myself the whole time.
Some of the guys were sold Viagra and seemed very aggressive after.
There needs to be reorganisation where the right girls and number of are verified, and a lower cap on men numbers. First in can stay, if they are late they wait for the next one. Simple.
As the price had gone up I thought the quality would improve, but the party is definitely a victim of its own success, as advertised people aren’t there, and there are so many men let in that there is no ‘party time’ left to talk of.
I didn’t get to meet Emma Butt or Claudia, and I didn’t enjoy that many men being there and not enough girls.
The end of the line I’m afraid
Sadly

Thank you for registering & taking the time post.

A very nice story you have told on here and proof of the old adage, never let the truth get in the way of a good story!

Let me correct a few ‘facts’

Claudia was there all day at all parties.

Emma was not there as, we found out later, she got her dates wrong.We did not know in advance but before everyone went downstairs I announced that she had not arrived and offered everyone the chance of leaving and coming back another day.  You obviously stayed and are in no position to complain she was not there.

There ended up with 6 girls and there were 12 guys at peak, 2:1 ratio as promised.By 4pm, we drafted in Isabella to cover Emma for 4pm and 7pm.

‘Beyond all belief each girl had two men on her at every turn’ A major exaggeration as in the next sentence,you say there were 5 guys upstairs at one point so there had to be at least 18 guys there for that to be the case. I think others might have complained at that! It is a party, not a 121 so you do not pay for or get 121 time. 

When you complain about missing girls, there is a big difference between falsely advertising and something happening that was beyond our control. As Emma B is a regular, why would we falsely advertise?

As for your line about us ‘selling’ viagra. That is an utter lie and shows how low you are trying to stoop. As there is a thread , created by guests, about V , I have no doubt some use it. It is a sex party after all. But they get it themselves. As for aggressiveness, as a number of regular posters were here today, I will leave them to answer for themselves.

The reason why the party was busy, within parameters , is because people know that we deliver what we promise and come back time after time.

I always wonder why people lie on posts. With you, I might know. Today, only one guy made an issue about Emma not being here . However, he did stay virtually the whole party. Despite playing with other girls, when leaving he asks for a discount and gets the hump when I say no. This evening you register and post this.

Coincidence?? I will leave others to decide.

Emma

Well, I can’t vote as I haven’t been for quite a while. However, I’m quite surprised that you felt the ration was bad as previously I have found that the ratios are STRICTLY adhered to, and indeed have heard Moss turning people away (especially the ones asking for a discount!)
I think I’d want to hear a little more from others who attended the same party before letting this report put me off my next visit. No offence - it’s just that one swallow doesn’t make a summer and you have only just signed up.

Couple of questions - did you make your disappointment known at the party? And was this was first time at LMP?

Edit: Ah, I see Emma posted at much the same time and pretty much answered my questions. Pretty spooky that we both mentioned people asking for discounts, eh? I’m reassured

hello everybody.

its emma butt here just wanted to apologize to you all for for today.i am sorry i was not there.i have been very busy over the last few weeks and had mixed up my days for working at lmp,which had resulted in me not realizing i was booked on for today in-fact i thought i was working this Friday of course i am not but will back again on Tuesday the 15th June.sorry to all the guys that had come to see me.thank you for making the effort.i would also like to thank the girls of lmp for being great as always.sorry for not being there but i am sure you were all great.just wish i never got my dates mixed up as i was feeling so naughty.i could of done with being surrounded by pretty girls and getting lots of hard cock,but you know what they say good things come to those who wait ha ha ha.well cant wait till the 15th see you all soon

thanks again emma butt x x x   ]

PS thought i would put this on here as well not to cause any confusion.it was my fault totally and had nothing to do with lmp.it was a mistake this is not something i do at all or make a regular thing off but i am human and my wires got crossed. this situation was out of lmp hands.i am very sorry though that you feel so bad about your experience but from what i can read you had a great time partying with the other six outstanding ladies.i hope to finally meet you again in the future.

The only truth here is “Victim of it’s own success”.

When this happens people try and knock it down.

This is the 2nd time someone has blatantly lied in the reports. Its all due to the continued success of LMP, the dedication of the organisers and the attitude of the ladies.

I wish I was at the party yesterday so I could report what really happened… I am hoping some of the other guys who were there will post…

There is nothing worse than guys who come to a party solely to see one girl. These guys are usually the “hoggers” who think they are entitled to at least an hour with the girls on a 1 2 1 basis…. A creature dispised by all regular party goers !!. This guy who will not be missed if he does not return again as promised.

as i was there yesterday (report to follow as i have just woken up) i guess i should shed a bit of light on this

emma wasnt there for the first party, em was telling people as they walked in

the choice is then theirs, if they are specifically there to see emma butt and she is not there then they can quite easily walk straight back out the door

i guess the reason em was telling people at the door is that to leave then is far easier than if they’ve put away their valuables and are all robed up - makes perfect sense

if a guy then chooses to stay - why should he then ask for a discount

also must add that every time i walked through the corridor on perving missions em was on the phone to some girl or other trying to draft in a local girl for the 1pm party to keep the ladies numbers to 7 even though with the 11/12 men there the ratio was still being adhered to

the gentleman is entitled to his opinion but leaving out facts such as em informing people as they entered that emma wasnt there, thats plain sneaky, trying to paint a negative picture to suit ones own vendetta

disgraceful mate

as for claudia not being there, i wonder quite how much attention you were paying

claudia was there, i partied with her - the lady who was not there was giselle who had a family emergency, but as em was informed in advance she was able to draft in daniella (the blonde lady) as a replacement, which is what she obviously would have done if she knew beforehand emma wasnt coming in

but i think we can forgive em if she cant tell the future - or at least those of us with common sense can

as for the crack about selling viagra - thats libel mate

Claudia most definitely was there yesterday

I need to meet Claudia!

You certainly do

About the OP saying some of the guys were aggressive, that is rubbish…..IT WAS THE GIRLS!!!!!!!

I have found today a big scratch along my cock !!!! It’s about an inch long (THE SCRATCH….NOT MY COCK before any smart arse chimes in ), but obviously it grows longer in certain circumstances!! 

I don’t know who did it….there are 6 suspects (Yolanda didn’t get the chance to inflict that damage) but it definitely happened between the hours of 7 and 9 last night!! Lancaster Gate is now a crime scene. Finger prints will need to be taken….and tongue prints!!! 

Of course…if any girls want to come and kiss it better for me….... 

I can live with the wound, and will soldier on in the line of duty…....but just want to say, let’s be careful out there guys (or down there…in the basement) 

andyman - 11 June 2010 08:51 PM

You certainly do

About the OP saying some of the guys were aggressive, that is rubbish…..IT WAS THE GIRLS!!!!!!!

I have found today a big scratch along my cock !!!! It’s about an inch long (THE SCRATCH….NOT MY COCK before any smart arse chimes in ), but obviously it grows longer in certain circumstances!! 

I don’t know who did it….there are 6 suspects (Yolanda didn’t get the chance to inflict that damage) but it definitely happened between the hours of 7 and 9 last night!! Lancaster Gate is now a crime scene. Finger prints will need to be taken….and tongue prints!!! 

Of course…if any girls want to come and kiss it better for me….... 

I can live with the wound, and will soldier on in the line of duty…....but just want to say, let’s be careful out there guys (or down there…in the basement) 

Surely that doesn’t mean you denied Yolanda your favours. It would break my heart to attend when Yolanda is there and not get to play with her. Haven’t bumped into her at LMP yet but she once spent half an hour up at MK doing an awful lot of damage to what remains of my virginity.

She’s more than welcome to wound any of my 14 inches as long as she does it with her tongue.

Would I lie? LOL

It wasn’t personal!! LOL!! It’s hard to get round all 7 girls in 2 hours, and though we did have some fun….she joined in while i was with Claudia (despite her allegedly not being there,LOL)!

Hi Folks,
thought I would chip in with my two pence on the situation.
Now I wasn’t there so ( although like many of yourselves wishing I was) but I can base it purely on my 3 attendances of LMP parties.
I have never been offered any Viagra nor do I require any.
The whole team running LMP are at another level compared to the majority of other parties available in London,I base that on attending most of them at one time or another.
The ladies are to put it politely very eager to please each and every customer.
When it comes to the gentleman who started this thread I think you really need to put things into perspective and try to shake off the 25 kilo bags of King Edwards from each shoulder.
Emma Butt not attending was a mistake, mistakes do happen, pure and simple.
Lady M informed the customers who came in at the first instance and was then trying to get cover for the other parties to ensure that the numbers were back at seven ladies per session.
You are once informed capable of making your own decision to continue with your attendance at the party or not, it’s your decision so you must abide by it, if it’s a bad decision then learn from it and move on, a bit of a reality check for you though, did you really think you were going to get any sympathy from any forum posters on here, it’s the LMP forums and everyone on here can not sing enough praise on the parties.
There is a damn good reason as to why I have attended three parties in just over a month, and made the decision to stick with LMP from now on.
Anyone who asks for a discount after staying for the majority of the duration of the party in my opinion should seriously think before they open their mouth, it is that price for everyone and the price is very reasonable knowing the quality of the parties.
Good luck in your choices in the future but live with them and move on.

Hear Hear Bitsa and welcome to the forum.

I did not believe Mr Right had actually been to LMP until I read Em’s post.

I suppose in fairness to him, if a sweet young innocent chap had never been to an LM party before then it could be a bit of a culture shock.

Personally, I think he approached the discount question all wrong.

I now have a cunning plan based on what I observed the other day when they were cleaning out the fountains in Trafalgar Square. There is inspiration everywhere.

At my next party Chris can either grant me the OAP concessionary rate or he will have to count fourteen thousand pennies.

Will the back-pack take the weight? Will the back take it? It’s difficult enough to climb the stairs anyway after two hours hard graft!

Brilliant or wot? Or does the panel think it might make him a grumpy old butler?

To be honest I dont care about viagra, its just the bloke who said he’d taken some was pumping a lady I had got to know like she was a washing machine that wasnt working, or a vending machine that owed him money. She made noises of actual pain, unerotic pain sounds. It was, uncomfortable.
A geezer let me in, not Lady M and he never said anything about Emma. I was there at five to one because of London transport so spent quite a time in a shower queue, and when I’d come out asked and was then told she is always late, had her mobile off and may even turn up. Later on it was a definite she wasn’t coming. So I couldn’t make an informed decision on entry and I wasn’t told on entry before changing.
I got Claudia and Giselle mixed up. Noones wearing name badges and ‘we all make mistakes’
I didn’t stay for the duration because I had had enough, and try as I might to have a good one, for quite a saved up sum of money it was just getting worse. So I tried to say I hadn’t had a good one and is it any less if the main attraction for me wasn’t there. I was told no, and accepted absolutely in good grace, paid the full sum, and left. So I was holding up my end perfectly.
I have had some great parties at Lady M’s and I think compared to the other parties it is well organised and has a great choice of women. I just didn’t have a good party at this one. When the numbers are maximum, and there are 6 not 7 girls, it can be very non stop compared to other luckier parties I have been to when there were less, i.e some of the newer reports that have come in, lucky men.
The title of the forum area is “Reviews Forum. Had a good (or bad) time..let us know” So I did, as it said.
In the nature of the title it seems ridiculous if you cannot say if you did not have a good one.
The first twenty minutes were blissful, but I felt swamped after that. I’ve had great ones. This one wasn’t.
Fair do’s, fair comment, or do you just hound down people who say one word against?
It was my fault for picking what I thought was the best party, ie.e I had massive expectations, looked at other pics of Emma Butt so was very much looking forward to meeting her. Others had the same idea and it was at maximum, and everyone was so horny the gaps were few and slight.
I know every party is not like that because I’ve been to others.
This one for me just wasn’t the thing that made the grade.

I felt peeved so it sounded like I was putting the whole thing down. Not at all. When it works its hard to approach on quality and work by the girls. It is the better of the parties around.
This one just didn’t fly.
So I rest it there.

you see, here lies the problem

you attended because you were looking forward to meeting emma butt

surely that was what attracted a lot of other guys - so obviously its not going to be a quiet one - you would know that even before getting there

what makes your “review” even more interesting is that you are now claiming to have attended before - so would be fully aware of the setup and ratios etc, yet after one girl mistakenly doesnt turn up as far as you’re concerned the whole thing is wrong, and i quote: I never had a girl to myself the whole time (its a party not 1 on 1), Some of the guys were sold Viagra (lies and in fact libellous), There needs to be reorganisation where the right girls and number of are verified, and a lower cap on men numbers. First in can stay, if they are late they wait for the next one. Simple. (how long have you been organising parties as you seem very knowledgable in the field, and if you’re not a mole from a competitor then that means em has a good 5 years more experience than you do, i hink we’ll stick with the way things are)

like you said in your original post:

“I think that’s the last one for me”