martin56 - 04 July 2010 03:00 PM

“Ba****ds” 

Me thinks it was a one off & 2 is a more realistic goal! 

One offs OK, two I can live with. No more threes allowed though - I’m just not having it  

Memo to Chris: Please lay on plenty of emergency Sanatogen and Phyllosan sandwiches.

ohh errr ........... CLEAR

trysomemore - 05 July 2010 05:05 PM

....and get the defibrillator fully charged!!!

One encourages the application of virtually anything to one’s plums in order to loosen the load but defibrillatio seems a tad extreme. Still, try anything once. Death or glory in the multi-popping stakes

Mick1515 - 03 July 2010 07:02 PM

leclerq - 02 July 2010 12:05 AM

Thank you mick for your advice, but you should know by now that Leclerq only pisses doors, not pints!!

He shall certainly be flailing young Yvette in the broom cupboard with his little tank, quite soon now

Unpampered.

Dryly

lq

Ok Monsieur l, I deserved to have the p taken but the little tank reference was particularly wounding especially now that Martin has gone multi.

“pisses doors” 

Mick, just to clarify, “pisses doors” comes from Officer Crabtree’s memorable manglings. e.g.:

“I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty”.

And gives me an excuse to re-post these links for younger readers…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrAp5gzdqc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwGPwoFcVvI&feature=related

Enjoy…

I’m sure we’re all greatly relieved my dear old breadseller. I can only manage to piss windows at my time of life.

Crabtree is about as coherent as me at the end of a party. If you’re back at Cafe Marmalade before me give my love to the fallen madonnas with the big boobies

Now, where did I put that flying helmet?

excellent lq .... I’d forgotten Crabtree’s line abount the British ‘bumming the pimping station’

Mick1515 - 06 July 2010 11:19 PM

Crabtree is about as coherent as me at the end of a party. If you’re back at Cafe Marmalade before me give my love to the fallen madonnas with the big boobies

Now, where did I put that flying helmet?

I checked out several big boobies yesterday and can confirm the madonnas have not fallen too far yet. They await your expert assistance, Mick!

As for the flying helmet - here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__nCqus8plY&feature=related

A thought occurs to me dear bread-seller cum incoherent secret agent. Given LMP’s global following there may be persons unknown reading this stuff in countries not yet invaded by General Klinkerhoffen & Co.

The topic does seem to have taken an alarming turn towards total lunacy. In order not to worry any newbies out there, & as photos are outlawed within the confines of Lancaster Gate, I thought it appropriate to publish footage of the recent LMP works outing. I hope it will give the uninitiated a feel for the goings on at a typical party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qngh6_vrKCM&feature=related

Ze shaft is inserted Ja? - Priceless - its funny howe at the time it was seen as a poor mans Dad’s Army but thanks to the joys of U Tube is has become cult status - and how they got away with so much inneuendo - rivals Mrs Slocombes Pussy…..

stevieb - 07 July 2010 02:24 AM

Mrs Slocombes Pussy…..

Zo, you have also heard ze rumour about next Monday’s new fraulein