TELEPHONE: 07805 599001 /07805 599036

Due to pressure of work won’t be able to make it back to Chez Marmalute for a couple of weeks and there is no way His Lordship will manage that much celibacy…..so took myself off to a local parlour - this must be the first cold off the street one I have done in about 8 years - had one to ones before but always with girls I have met at parties (though not LMP) so had some previous.

This one was very nice and a full on GFE Kissing and the works - we managed 2 rounds and came twice(both times in her mouth) and there was never any rush…...a very nice hour for £100…..but you know when you are heading back and there is a niggling feeling - one it was because I was back out on the street in a hour and because (for obvious reasons) there was no interplay beyond the one person.

The thing I love about the parties is the whole atmosphere and the fact that you can play or have a full on one and cum or have a wander and a lech…...you don’t get any of that with a parlour - you can hardly wander off and say see you after my break….and there is no other sex going on to perv and join in - so looks like I’m gonna be orgy boy for the the rest of my days…...will see her again but must manage my expectations next time.

Any other observations?

Perfectly put Stevie - can’t better it!!

Ditto again stevie! For me its parties all the way.
The whole social side as well, from meeting guys beforehand in the pub to chat on breaks, & sometimes during a double-up! Its my monthly highlite!

Yup, agreed, LMP all the way!

I had 30 mins with a girl on friday, beautiful girl, but that was it…in, out, shake it all about and then leave.

But on saturday I spent 4 hours at LMP! Wow! I mean WOW! It was like heaven - in fact me and another guy were chatting about the fact that it is like heaven. Chelsea - unbelievable, although I may have said that she had and evil smile, she is so hot… couldn’t stop myself from looking at her! tiffany - by the radiator, oh my god! stella - just insane, amazingly insane! jennifer - sweet, gorgeous and wants to satisfy!.

I love LMP, not just the girls, but the atmostphere. Had great chat with a few of the guys too, especially one guy - we kept double teaming girls all over the place. So much fun!

The biggest problem about LMP is that I can’t afford to go everyday. I really wish I could go every week. Just looking at this weeks schedule hurts so much knowing I can’t afford to go so frequently…but hey, i’ll definitely be back soon.

Oh and how could I forget - Em and the girls - amazing hostesses. Fun! Polite! Always keen to make sure we are happy.

Truly heaven!

x

Strange really. A 121 should be more intimate but somehow doesn’t press the buttons anymore. It just seems like a waste of cash that could be spent on a party to bring out the teenage goat within. I guess once you’ve caught the orgy addiction that’s it for this life, and hopefully the next. You never know. And the Marmalettes are so skilled at pressing my little buttons!

I must have led a very sheltered life. Even Tiffanny has never asked me to use a radiator as a sex toy. I’ll be back down to the big smoke just as soon as I get the mechanics of it worked out. Maybe she’d let a virgin plumber start off with heated towel rails.

Must buy a lottery ticket this week. Anything to get the batting average up to twice weekly. That really would be heaven on earth.

Stevie

I entirely agree - you see the thing is, I’m not sure that the average 1-2-1 is more intimate simply because there’s no opportunity to get to know the girl, or to run into her in the lounge or the kitchen and have a chat before getting down to fucking her.  Also most men who go to parlours are, I think, guilty about being there and don’t want to socialise (we even get some of those at LMP!).

I think there is a gap in the market for a genuine brothel type of establishment where you can turn up, have a drink, chill out, get to chat to some girls and have sex if you want.  I think the Germans have this sort of establishment but I suspect we’ll never get anything like that over here particularly in the current moral climate.  The nearest is in some of the strip clubs where you can meet the girl in the bar prior to her doing a private strip for you.  I’ve actually had some great times recently but the time frame there is even shorter and, ultimately, it’s sex that I want in the end and that’s just not on the menu.

I guess to some degree the thing with 1-2-1’s is dependent on whether you have seen the girl before. If you see someone regularly then the intimacy level develops. There is a gorgeous Russian lady I used to see a lot in London and we just really clicked. The thing is I still call her occasionly but we go out to dinner and sometimes I pay other times she pays. We then go back to her place or my hotel depending on which is nearer and have great sex and normally stay the night. She still works as an escort but we have just gone past that stage. Lucky me I guess.

At LMP the regulars know lots of the girls already along with Moss, Em, Chris & TnT so already there is a relaxed air about the place.

Funnily enough I thought about going back tomorrow as I can’t make LMP this weekend - but I know although it will be enjoyable it will more or less be the same as last week - and I can re-create that from memory….with the same end result - so maybe not - and its a £100 towards my next Anything Can Happen In The Next Four Hours LMP…..

IMHO…. I like parties so I rarely do one to one’s now…. sometimes even one of my married dates is a let down compared to LMP.

LMP all the way for me.

...it used to be said that “once you’ve done black, you never go back”

Is it now “once you’ve done group, you stay in the loop”? 

Works for me….

I’ve given this a fair bit of thought, and the fact that I rarely do 1-2-1’s these days bears out the lure to me of LMP. The first time I spoke to Em she said it was a wonderful addiction, how right she was.

Too true - and love waking up on a Sunday morning - and the coming weeks line-up is already posted - This coming Saturday is as close to Heaven that I’m ever going to see….in this life or the next…...yum…..