Lady M and chaps -

Your advice please. I’m about to attend my first MILF party on MOnday 20 September. So tell me: are MILF parties any different in format from other weekday parties? In other words, does the action go on in all three rooms, or is it confirmed to one?

After my first LMP party, I’ve much enjoyed the following four by going downstairs, and lying down in the back bedroom until one of the ladies comes to get me. It’s a passive start to the all-out action that follows for the rest of the two hours.

If a MILF event means simply non-stop action in one room by all the boys and all the girls, then fine. All I want to know is the format!

Exactly the same format Jock, although with 2 ladies less, it sometimes gets condensed to 2 rooms!

Enjoy the extra bit of MILF special something that i personally sooooooo love! 

My thanks to TSM and Martin for easing the learning process into my first MILF Monday, now only two months away. Further help from the rest of you out there is welcome.

I’ve read SO-O-O-O-O much about MILF Mondays. So when the opportunity arose to go south of Hadrian’s Wall this coming Monday 20 September, I decided to plan everything around a MILF Monday at Paradise Central.

Do the MILF Laydeez really carry a reputation for being even more intense than the Leggy Lovelies of the rest of the week? Surely never…..thus far, I’ve never been so sexually sated as with the antics of the weekday Marmalettes. Who says the MILF-ers apply themselves with more effort to the job in hand? Has an academic study on this been undertaken? If not, where do I gain a grant to research this? Donations start here.

So Mondays are a concentrated meetings of minds AND bodies? Do I get into training now?

(All this reminds me of a particularly sadistic athletics coach who trained me in my youth. “Remember, Jock” he’d say, “sport is all about mind over matter. I don’t mind - you don’t matter”).

just noticed the level of planning

you’re “about to attend” in 3 months time?

plenty of time to get prepared i’d think

Hey, BigGuy!

When you live in the British Isles as far away from LMP as I do without falling off the edge of the Known World, then a deadline to a MILF Monday (Hang on, Big Guy, it’s only TWO months, not three) becomes but the merest batting of Jewells’s eyelid (or any of the other gorgous eyelids of Lady M’s Circus) in time terms.

So, thus briefed by TSM and Martin, and encouraged by BG, I’ll do my very best as opening batsman when called to the crease on Monday 20 September….though I have to warn all you Cricketers For England that the likelihood of this Scotsman scoring a six may well lie in the realms of fantasy.

TSM - you and I deserve a pint together some time to reflect on strategies past and present to defeat the insatiable LMP lassies. (Points of order, nationality and blood test: not all the gorgeously assorted Marmalettes stem from the ranks of the Auld Enemy).

Your direction and advice are each taken on board - as is the example of Martin. Be sure - TSM, BG, Martin, and any other LMP punter reading this - that I’ll be cannier with the spunk in future than a man from Kerry with no arms throwing his money around in Aberdeen….Valerie or no Valerie.

Lady M - you’ve been horribly silent. Are you holding back on me?

hi jock!

As TSM and Martin have told you, milf mondays are no different to the rest of the week, just different ladies! They are more mature+have more experience and skills but still as sexy+horny as hell!!

so with that said, T’n'T look forward to welcoming you to a milf party very soon!

Hugs’n'kisses
T’n'T
xxx

Tnt (and the rest of You Chaps) -

Thanks all of you for your wise counsel and advice. Off now to get some training in to try to cope with the demands of these legendary MILFs.

(Why is it that when a woman become more mature, she becomes hornier and sexier than ever? Whereas we chaps - well, this one anyway - now at a mature age [VERY mature]only get to think we’re horny and sexy, but aren’t up to the same standard of performance as the Leggy Lovelies? Discuss).