Wow. Firstly, let me say thank you very much to Amsterman. Without you I wouldn’t know about this place. Your enthusiastic reports helped me decide to go and I am so glad i did.
So it started yesterday with a slightly nervous phone call booking my party, I think i was speaking to Tanya on the phone and she was really helpful and friendly. So i get to notting hill gate a bit early. I didn’t want to miss a minute lol. Take a seat and two feds start eyeing me up. I’m not a huge fan, normally i’d have some ganja on me but not today. But still, i didn’t want an interrogation as to why i had 140 pounds and be accused of dealing or something. I left, they appeared to follow as i walked away so i lost them down a side street and went back to the tube.

I know lancaster gate area well. I played cricket in the park on tuesday. Really easy and simple directions from it sounded like tanya again, didn’t ask. Got to the door, nearly revealed the secret number Was let in by a nice chap. Went to the back and got changed and then showered. I told them it was my first time and they took really good care of me, always asking if i was ok. Can’t say enough about brilliant hosting. Beautiful daughters and the mum was really funny. Great banter.

So, I was accompanied by the lovely Jasmine - http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/jasmine/

She was great, made me feel really comfortable. Gave a great bbbj, my 1st ever without a condom. It was awesome. No comparison to one with a condom on. She got on top and we had fun in that position. Then we switched to mish and I came quickly coz that was my 1st of the day. Left her with another gentleman.  Went upstairs and had a drink, had a nice chat with a regular who had been having fun with Chelsea. Once i’d recovered i went back and asked Tiffany - http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/tiffany_kingston/

I had introduced myself to her while having fun with Jasmine. I told her how beautiful I think she is and that i was really looking forward to having fun with her, after seeing her pictures. She is even better in the flesh. Aren’t they all?! She was having fun with a gentleman and i asked if i could join in. She happily agreed. I grabbed her amazing boobs from behind and kissed her neck. My cock getting hard and rubbing on her lovely bum. Her boobs are so perfect, i think they’re real too! If not that’s the best operation ever. It doesn’t matter coz she’s an absolute darling!! So happy to have made her acquaintance. So i think the other guy came and me and her fucked. It’s such a blur now, was it mish, was it doggy? It was amazing. I think i asked for a titty fuck, how could i not lol and i came on her boobs <3 I went for more rest.

When i was ready for a return i checked out all the rooms. I asked where jennifer and lena were. They were both pleasing guys so i got between both there bums and kissed and lightly spanked away. I thought lena was jennifer at first, forgot she wasn’t blonde. Jennifer finished with a guy and asked if i wanted to play. Yes plz! - http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/jennifer/

Went in the other room with her and had an amazing session! She gave a great bbbj, don’t they all?! Jennifer has such a sexy bum and lovely boobs too. She is hot! I think i licked her amazing pussy and then we did doggy and then mish then i think i took off the condom and came on her boobs. Said thank you and gave her a hug. Nikki - http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/nikki/ was laying next to us with someone else. I never got to fuck nikki but had a little fun with her none the less. She has a great bum!

I had a shower and a little rest. Then i remember having a really good time with Lena - http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/lena/ who has black hair atm. I spent a long time with her, she sucked my nipples, i sucked hers. She rode me cowgirl really well. Gave me a long blowjob which was fantastic. I eventually came but i was nearly out of juice haha. Great girl.

Went upstairs had another drink and a sausage. Tiffany was just there naked, looking amazing telling me i better have more energy for her. I have all the time in the world for that girl. She’s so sweet. Had a philosophical conversation with another guy whos 1st time it was. About time and existence, that was cool. So 50 minutes left at that point i think. Went back down and i really wanted to party with chelsea - http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/chelsea/  She has the most beautiful face, an amazing bum, really cute boobs and the most tasty pussy this side of the mississippi! She was being banged by someone so i asked if i could join in and she was giving me a superb bbbj when yolanda - http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses/details/yolanda/ grabbed me from behind and asked if i wanted to play. How can i say no?!

Went and sat on the chair and she gave a great bbbj. Fucked her a bit her on top then doggy on the bed but it was pretty crowded there and i kept hitting my legs on the bed doing doggy. Got the bruise to prove it lol. Went to another room with her and another guy joined us. Had fun for a bit more then wanted to go find Chelsea again. She was talking to the hostesses so i waited for a minute or 2 then she came out the shower and i went hand in hand with her to the bed room. I had some really passionate kisses with Chelsea. She’s so beautiful! She gives such an amazing bbbj. Has such a lovely bum, she asked if i have a thing about bums and i said no, just yours I asked her if i could return the favour and she graciously accepted. As i’ve already noted, what an amazing pussy! I was down there at least 10 minutes making her scream at times. I made her really wet, it was so sexy. Then she got on top and fucked my brains out in cowgirl, she was a champ in that position! She got off tired and we switched to doggy. continued..

She told me she’d already cum in cowgirl and i was like wow really? I was so proud LOL.

So i was banging her hard in doggy and she asked me to slow it down and i took it much more slow and gentle. I think Lady Marmalade then announced there was 10 minutes left. To which i shouted NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D The climax, still hadnt cum again after that sesh with chelsea, i was drained. Who so happens to join us but the stunning Tiffany! Must’ve been my lucky day. I felt like the luckiest guy ever. I was sandwiched in between tiff and chels and then jasmine came and started wanking me off. My head burried in tiffs tits and switching to kiss chelsea. A lot of lube and dirty talk, the countdown began 5-4-3-2-1 blastoff! finished with some jizz on tiffs amazing boobs, lying there feeling like i’d just won a gold medal. I dunno how there was any left in there but credit these amazing girls for everything.

The atmosphere was awesome, if you’d tell me there were other guys at the party i wouldn’t believe you. Lol, well okay obviously they were there but when you’re in the moment with a girl or two or three hahaha the last thing on my mind was any of the guys. Having said that they all seemed like really cool blokes, a lot of diversity. Happy to have partyed with you all. I went and got my envelope and paid. Worth every penny and then some. I went downstairs to say goodbye to the girls and to thank them for showing me such a great time and making me feel so welcome. Tiff came and kissed me xoxo I’ll definitely be back soonish. In comparison with the RLD in amsterdam.. this blew it away for me. I got so many bbbjs, fucked 6 out of the 7 girls, licked 3 amazing pussys. Had a 4some!!!!!!! Came 5 times LOL. Best 2 hours and best sexual experience of my life. Thank you so much girls and Lady Marmalade and the girls who worked the phone you girls were SO nice!!!

I felt i really clicked with Tiff,  Chelsea and Jen, you girls are my favs! All the girls are great tho
hope to be back soon <3 xxx

Sry if that wasn’t the rite place to post x

Good God man, you must have been smitten! I’m amazed you had the energy to post such a long report only an hour and a half after leaving the party!

The girls were also excellent during the 1pm-3pm party, surprised we didn’t wear them out for you. I must give a mention to Yolanda. A smile to melt the hardest heart and the most purrrfect African bottom.

Glad to hear you had a good time

Nobody here will know who “amsterman” is, well apart from Em and her girls. So….just so you know…it’s me!! 

Glad it lived up to expectations…and beyond. I tell no lies, people don’t believe it until they’ve been!! But it’s all true

haha cheers mate. The truth shall set you freeeee

Fantastic report mate! Boner & “wankbank” material! 

Totally agree with Martin… great report… so much detail and I like the use of the links to the gallery as well.

I attended the 7pm party today. Like Russ Abbot used to say “I love a party with a lovely atmosphere”. Some great banter between the guys and gals!

As Thepacifist says, Chelsea is nothing short of stunning. Her pictures do not do her justice. This is one beautiful woman. I had the pleasure of partying with her first up. An amazing session. She really has a sexy body!

Another session of note was with Lena. We had a stand up oral and sex session in front of the mirror which made it even more pervy. This session culminated by Lena wanking me off so I came in her mouth. Awesome.

Chupa-Chupa sessions with Yolanda, Jasmine and Jennifer produced the desired and delightful results… especially with the vocal Yolanda!

I witnessed a breathtaking “porno” style session which involved Nikki and a lucky geezer. That was one passionate sensation that gave me a boner just watching. It finished with Nikki being spit roasted for ages! Wonderful!

My evening finished in a sensational manner with another stand up oral and sex session with Nikki in front of the mirror. We ended up fucking on the bed but with 2 mins to go I opted for the Chupa approach.

Time up and I wondered into the Green room where one lucky geezer had 5 of the girls on him! Chelsea was there and I gave her a back rub and Indian head massage which is loved and gave me wonderful thank you. Nikki wanted to try one as well… all good brownie points for next time!

Thanks to Chris, Tanya and Lady M for hosting.

Raj - 23 July 2010 05:32 AM

Like Russ Abbot used to say “I love a party with a lovely atmosphere”.

Just in case anybody has never heard this classic or has somehow forgotten how good it is check out this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPLk5mJ1D4

It should definitely be on the LMP playlist, imagine doing the chup to this great song, certain to get you in the mood!

Sounds like you had an awesome time Raj! Great report. You’d think i would’ve slept like a baby but i just kept laying there thinking about what a brilliant day that was. I may have to make a return on wednesday :D

Thepacifist - 23 July 2010 04:42 PM

Sounds like you had an awesome time Raj! Great report. You’d think i would’ve slept like a baby but i just kept laying there thinking about what a brilliant day that was. I may have to make a return on wednesday :D

Yes, I was dreaming about it all night! I wanted to come back today but work and other commitments have come in the way. Still, looking forward to next week!

Oh yes, i forgot to mention the sexy shower i had at end then with Jasmine and Jennifer!

You know…...I really hate you now….. - and the way you mention it as if its no big deal…....bastardo…..

stevieb - 23 July 2010 11:37 PM

You know…...I really hate you now….. - and the way you mention it as if its no big deal…....bastardo…..

Great stuff Pacifist & Raj, almost like being there. Looks like I’ll have to wait 10 days or so before I get back.

This is the stuff I crave. Loads of mouth-watering, leg jellifying, toe curling detail.

“I was so glad to have made her acquaintance” - I do believe we have a true master of understatement gentlemen.

TSM’s new club has indeed caused a great upsetment. Best I could manage this pm was membership of the “Almost came twice in two and a half hour club”. Martin can be Honorary Secretary and I’ll be Treasurer. That way I can devote his £120 a week subscription to a good cause.

Hi Guys

Thank you all for taking time to write such detailed “wank bank material”!!

We girls do like to read the reviews too. Another fab week of parties

Look forward to welcoming you all time and time again.

hugs and kisses
Em
xx

Thanks, i’ll be seeing you soon :D I hoped the girls liked the review. Looking forward to the next one.