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Posted: 24 July 2010 10:00 AM   [ Ignore ]  
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Hot on the tails of the very popular Emmisms thread from a while ago, here we celebrate the words of wisdom given by LMP’s very own Malteser (dark on the outside, but blonde inside), Jewells grin

Here are my 2 opening example’s:-

- On being congratulated about her multi-tasking capabilities, someone enquired whether she was Ambidextrous, at which point the reply came back .... “I don’t do extras “.

- And yesterday in the middle of a discussion with Em, Antonia, Jewells and myself, in which Em accused Antonia about being Biased about a certain opinion, which Antonia disputed, Jewells just looked at Antonia and said “But you do like to party with both Guys and Girls ...”

As they say… just priceless grin

Anyone else free to add to this list

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Posted: 25 July 2010 04:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]  
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Hi Colley

There few more I could add but I would not be able to do them justice on the forum

With our lovely Jewels you have to be there to find them funny and priceless!!!

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Posted: 31 July 2010 04:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]  
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Hi colley!
Thanks so much for making a LMP dictionary for me, i now have a place to write all my funny statements and made-up words grin also new words that i have learnt from others during the parties (which always happens!) hehe! I must admit i do have my moments..the life of a hidden blonde.. :-p
kisses to all you sexy stunners who i hope to see partying with me very soon,
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“the crown jewels of LMP”
XxX
or maybe i should be jewels pricey now :-p
(p.s) what about “shall we go dowwwwwwnnnnn???” wink

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Posted: 31 July 2010 07:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]  
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Looking forward to “going down” several times this afternoon…..its finger licking good….

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