Sorry if this is too much info… but my balls are bursting!

Em cannot close ever again!

She is Gujju so she should be open all hours!

Blimey Raj, don’t do that, I just had a vision of Arkwright & Granville dressed to kill.

The girls would say….

L-L-L-L-L-Lick M-M-M-M-M-My P-P-P-P-P-Pussy

Moss - 29 August 2010 05:40 PM

Raj - 22 August 2010 04:30 AM

I had a disastrous “Married Date” tonight…. made my excuses and left early…. text a mate to call me and pretend there was a work issue… 

Counting down to 6th September…. Martin…. where’s your clock?

Raj,  You must be the Patron Saint of Relate…

Some poor married lady thinks she has the short end of the stick in marriage, joins a secret dating site and meets you. Suddenly she realises her husband isn;t all that bad!

Its all good karma mate!

Raj - 28 August 2010 09:41 AM

tempted to take it as leave at 12 noon Monday to Friday week commencing 6th…. and do double parties every day all week…. oh shit… sorry I forgot… my name isn’t Pyramid! LOL!

MMMIIIOOOOWWW!

....but it was definitely a brilliant experience!!

I agree….no more closures!

Roll on 6th Sept!

There’s still tumbleweed blwoing through here. Not long to go to Sunday when we’ll see next weeks line ups, yippee.

Yup - and to make matters even worse there is a girl I go and see up here from time to time when I can’t make LMP - and guess what - she’s on holiday too…...my right arm is begining to resemble Popeye’s…....tick tick tick bleedin tock…...

Phil Atio - 02 September 2010 01:54 AM

There’s still tumbleweed blwoing through here. Not long to go to Sunday when we’ll see next weeks line ups, yippee.

LOL! We have tried to keep things moving on here… maybe the guys who have posted on here during the break should have a special party organised for them as a thank u? What’s that I hear? Em and Moss laughing their cotton socks off….

stevieb - 02 September 2010 02:04 AM

Yup - and to make matters even worse there is a girl I go and see up here from time to time when I can’t make LMP - and guess what - she’s on holiday too…...my right arm is begining to resemble Popeye’s…....tick tick tick bleedin tock…...

LMAO! I shouldn’t laugh but mate… its all consipring against you… and you are beginning to sound like Martin’s clock…

trysomemore - 02 September 2010 05:37 PM

Hey Stevie at least a bird didn’t shit on you!!

Yes… that’s two birds who have shit me in the past two weeks…. the 3rd one had to be a good one! I feel better now…. I think…. 

trysomemore - 02 September 2010 07:15 PM

Bloody desperate for a shag after the lay off having been to a Lap dancing club on Tuesday so had my first 1-2-1 for ages yesterday.

Two hours of awesome fun with a really hot girl - three pops for me and four O’s for her - great time all round.

The really amusing thing is that I signed up one of the Lap dancers as a client on the Tuesday and signed up the hot girl yesterday. Bloody good for business all this networking

Blimey TSM….. you da man! You will earn back the costs in commission and fees!

Does IR35 apply to strippers and working girls? What kind of expenses are they allowed? LOL!

This is quality dude! You should write a book about it one day…. Secret Life of a WG’s Accountant!

I know politics is not allowed on here…. BUT…. bl**dy government treats (in a tax sense) the sex industry better than the IT industry .... I am not allowed to claim for anything any more! I am sure the IT industry generates the same income as the sex industry and both are necessary industries! Rant over!

trysomemore - 02 September 2010 08:55 PM

The oldest profession deserves the most respect (and tax breaks) I guess!!

Gets my vote!

IR35 is defunct im pretty sure, never holds up in court

niceguyjames - 02 September 2010 09:54 PM

IR35 is defunct im pretty sure, never holds up in court

Crikey…. I am going to pretend I didn’t see this!

That’s like mentioning the M word to actors!

Surviving the break James? Any dating gossip for us?

trysomemore - 02 September 2010 10:51 PM

niceguyjames - 02 September 2010 09:54 PM

IR35 is defunct im pretty sure, never holds up in court

I’m afraid this is not the case, indeed HMRC strengthened the legislation back along to cover Managed Service Companies, commonly called Umbrella companies.

It is true that Managed Service Companies found a loophole in the existing law but HMRC acted to provide specific and pretty draconian legislation ensuring that IR35 and successor legislation was effective.

There was also the ‘Atlantic’ case that dealt with IR35 issues but that was mainly about the ‘settlement’ legislation whereby spouses could transfer assets to each other and thus, by inference the dividend income arising on those assets (shares in service companies) and in this way make use of their spouses lower rates of tax.

HMRC ultimately lost the Atlantic case but the loss was not about IR35 even though there are many who think this is so.

I bet Em is going to ban us as we are soooo boring!

But, Amen to the above!