Long title I know - but was in a bar last weekend and Bon Jovi’s Living on a Prayer comes on and I have visons of Victoria on the coffee table rubbing her arse in my face - we’re half way there…and suddenly I have a boner the size of Florida…..back in the LMP zone…anyone else had that LMP moment when it crashes into reality?

Christ…first you give us images of your morning coffee “enjoyment”....now your thrusting your boner our way!!!!

LOL!!!

Go easy on us mate

I have similar moments…but a particular one involving Amsterdam!! My favourite bar often used to play “Just like paradise” by David Lee Roth….and it just seemed perfect for the place!! So whenever i hear that song now, i’m instantly transported to sitting in my favourite bar in the heart of the Red Light District!! LOL!!

I take offence at that - its tea in the morning - never coffee -  - but it is funny how our extra - curricular activities catch up on us - and love every moment…and back in the zone this Saturday - Jodi, Jennifer and Danielle amongst others -its what we all live for - isn’t it? - course it is…

LOL, my apologies. Re-reading,it does say tea. But then i was distracted by the mention of a young lady on the coffee table!!!!

I’ve never been one for coffee either. Tea all the way for me too

Spoken like a true Gentleman….coffee is so vulgar in the morning - but can see how you got ditracted,,,,,,

While not strictly invading the “real world”....last night i dreamt i was talking to two girls who left LMP many many months back!!! While it wasn’t a rude dream…(it didn’t even have nudity )....it was still really sad to wake up and find it wasn’t real

Fingers crossed i go back to that dream tonight

Every time I hear the song ‘Carwash’ on the radio, I always find myself singing “at the Cockwash” in my head…... I must make sure I don’t ever sing it out loud !!

I had a moment at the weekend. My wife loves animals and likes looking at pictures of cute animals on the internet.

Before I knew what I’d said, I blurted out “I saw a cute dog the other day” and fortunately managed to stop myself before I commented on the juxtaposition of walking into the front bedroom to see this cute dog perched on the bed whilst knowing what would be happening a few minutes later on that same spot.

I was standing at Victoria Station a couple of years ago when I noticed a very attractive girl slipping through the crowds on her way to the tube station. OMG I thought - thats Jodi from LMP!? I bet she’s on her way to a party right now! I was suddenly racked with an overwhelming desire to be where she was going. Needless to say an hour later I had my face buried in her pussy and I was in LMP heaven. I joked with Moss that it was a great marketing ploy. Just have Jodi breeze through Victoria Station and everything else in the world suddenly didn’t matter - I had to be there!

luke2009 - 17 August 2011 05:27 AM

I was standing at Victoria Station a couple of years ago when I noticed a very attractive girl slipping through the crowds on her way to the tube station. OMG I thought - thats Jodi from LMP!? I bet she’s on her way to a party right now! I was suddenly racked with an overwhelming desire to be where she was going. Needless to say an hour later I had my face buried in her pussy and I was in LMP heaven. I joked with Moss that it was a great marketing ploy. Just have Jodi breeze through Victoria Station and everything else in the world suddenly didn’t matter - I had to be there!

Only Jodie can have this effect… Lynx should bottle it… that’d make a fortune!

You saying of the Jodi incident reminds me….

Sometime last year in the summer, i was at work and waiting at a set of traffic lights in my van. Wasn’t paying attention to anything…when out of the corner of my eye a pair of legs got my attention across the road, on a girl wearing shorts!! I turned to look and immediately thought “WOW…That is a GORGEOUS pair of legs….”. As my mind got to the word “...legs” my eyes looked up to her face and the thought instantly became…“Oh wow…that’s Chanelle”!!!!! 

She was on the phone so i couldn’t get her attention, and then the lights changed and i had to drive off Goes to prove, if any newbies that haven’t been wonder on the quality of our girls….there’s the proof. Absolute jaw-dropping head-turners even just walking down the street dressed in civvies

Going back even further in time…i was walking through Soho one morning just passing time before going to LMP, when i saw a stunning babe walking towards me and immediately after thinking “WOW…”, she smiled as we recognised each other It was the much missed Alycia She wasn’t partying that day, so it was really funny just bumping into her!!

Slightly off topic but on the same lines - I remember after one of Natasha’s parties - Jamie and I left around the same time and caught the tube from Liverpool Street - hot summers day so had on a very short pair of shorts and a crop top that had the whole Tube staring and no doubt wondering what is she doing with him? - if only they knew….

I’m just sitting here praying that you mean SHE had on the short shorts and crop top

It’s not a pleasant image otherwise mate

Brilliant - sack the proof reader - yes indeed - she had on the shorts - I was wearing a basque…..

or was it New Boots and Panties

Think i’ll just make sure i catch a different train in future

That was too hard to resist mate

I have stood on a Central Line train with 3 LMP girls going home after a party before!! The one frustration is if people are thinking “What’s he doing with those” or “Which one is he with”....you just want to announce “Actually…i’ve just played with all 3”