Hi,

Well I’m booked in for my first ever parties! Yes two! :-D

As well as being a newbie, it’s also my birthday. I can’t wait!

All advice gratefully received, by the way.

Paddy

So two parties as a first timer on your birthday. I’d bring underwear with extra crotch support . I would echo the usual advice to mention it’s your first time there and enjoy the ride. The only other advice I think you need is to don’t worry about it, just do it and don’t look back - you’ll be well taken care of.

I’m doing a double the day before you (feels like an age since I was last there). They are a lot of fun, you’ll be able to see everyone and pace yourself as you see fit.

Thanks, Sky.

Yeah I wondered about the two, but I figured I’d get an hour to recuperate and hey it IS my birthday!

Paddy

paddyw - 05 December 2011 07:50 PM

Hi,

Well I’m booked in for my first ever parties! Yes two! :-D

As well as being a newbie, it’s also my birthday. I can’t wait!

All advice gratefully received, by the way.

Paddy

Paddy,

You will think you have died and gone to Heaven.

Enjoy the ride, great line up.

IG.

paddyw - 05 December 2011 09:13 PM

Thanks, Sky.

Yeah I wondered about the two, but I figured I’d get an hour to recuperate and hey it IS my birthday!

Paddy

Paddy .... great way to spend your birthday, as has already been said make sure whoever you give your envelope to when you get changed for the first party knows it’s your first party, then make sure you join in after all it is a party!

And remember you’ll have 4 hours to play with all 7 girls and they do like to receive as well as give which gives you more recovery time.

Have fun and have a Happy Birthday

Thanks Baz and IG.

Looking forward to this sooo much! 

Paddy

Paddy, you will remember your first LMP party for years to come; even more so for being brave enough to go for a double helping!

I certainly vividly remember my first party over 3 years ago.  I arrived late and was blown away by the sight of a party in full swing with naked bodies writhing about everywhere…..

Amazingly two of the girls I partied with (Jasmine and Jewels) are still there - only difference is that they are both even hotter now (no lie!).

Lady M (or Em we call her) kept an eye on me as the “newbie” and made sure I got stuck into the party atmosphere.

So don’t stand on ceremony, look after the girls and they will reward you acccordingly!

Oh, one other thing….. your challenge HAS to be to see if you can make Monique cum - one of the most amazing sexual experiences you will ever have if you succeed!

celtic tiger - 07 December 2011 06:52 AM

Oh, one other thing….. your challenge HAS to be to see if you can make Monique cum - one of the most amazing sexual experiences you will ever have if you succeed!

Excellent challenge celtic tiger he’ll certainly know if he succeeds!!

Paddy -
What the boys have written is FACT. Follow their advice this cumming Friday, and you’ll have one whale of a time.

Beware - no one attends a first LMP without racing heart and massive hyper-tension. So follow a few simple rules, and you’ll both cope with first-night nerves AND enjoy yourself even more.

1 - Don’t arrive more than 15 minutes before the start.
2 - Tell Em that you’re a newbie. She’ll put your at your ease, tell you what to do, and gently ensure that you’re looked after.
3 - Take advice from us old hands, and PACE YOURSELF.
4 - It’ll be days before you’re able to wipe a silly grin off your face.
5 - Don’t forget to write us all a report.

Take heed of what the boys have written for you. Skysparrow admires your bravery in going for an opening double. Irishguy thought he’d died and gone to heaven. Cheekybaz suggests you take your time. Celtic Tiger mentions that no one ever forgets a first party.

Too true - all of it. As for my first party, I was last to go downstairs (so worried and shy was I). On arrival into the front room, I just couldn’t believe the action involving beautiful tits, cocks and bums. I stood there momentarily lost. Then Jewels grabbed me, laid me on one side of a double bed and began to blow me while another gorgeous gal fed her nipple to me. Alongside, some lucky blighter was having the daylights shagged out of him by another stupendous beauty.

That’s the hallmark of LMP….the girls are all stunningly beautiful. There’s not one I wouldn’t be proud to squire in real life.

Oh, final thought - each two-hour session at LMP IS real life….and it just doesn’t get any better. Go for it!

Indeed - in a perfect world I would be a medieval merchant Prince with my own harem…...and they would be all LMP girls…...one can but dream…..

@PaddyW and @Celtic Tiger.

Do I sense a Irish LMP fan club developing?

It’s a pity LMP doesn’t go on tour!

going today for first time, fish me luck.

fitalic - 08 December 2011 09:28 AM

going today for first time, fish me luck.

good luck fitalic. looking forward to your report.

As I said on the other thread, the clocks seem to have stopped round here, it’s just like waiting for Christmas when I was a kid.

Re. the Irish connection, yeah I’m one too.

Thanks for the tips everyone.

Paddy

fitalic - 08 December 2011 09:28 AM

fish me luck.

You’re certainly going to the right plaice!

You’ll have a whale of a time!

When you get back, mullet over. Don’t be koi and write a nice report!

Jock - 07 December 2011 11:36 PM

Oh, final thought - each two-hour session at LMP IS real life….and it just doesn’t get any better. Go for it!

It does get better! Each party is better than the previous! well not necessarily but still, it always feels goods when the girls start recognizing you, greeting you as you come in.
And really LMP is not just about the sex, it is not just porn of which you are the star-actor, it is, as Jock says, real life, so you also get to hang out with lovely, smiling, adorable girls (ok… who happen to be naked and who are strongly attracted to your cock…).

Well I did it.

I did enjoy it, but not completely.

The administration of the party could not be faulted. Getting changed, valuables, showering all was efficient and done well.

On to the party itself. I was taken in hand so to speak, by Monique.  Who gave me personal attention egged on by Lady Emm. Eventually (about 10 minutes in) I surrendered my LMP cherry to her. All good.

I then moved on to Francesca ( who was a great laugh with a cheeky glint in her eye)and who was also enthusiastic.I needed recovery and had a wander round, but that was a mistake as it was hard to get an “in” for a while. Eventually got involved with Emanuella (very pretty girl) but it felt a bit through the motions. I moved on and went to Jewels’ room. Eventually got invited and got a hand job (again a bit mechanical) so I packed that in too. Back and got involved with the more enthusiastic Jasmine who was great and pop 2. Ivana looked lovely but was being “hogged”, so I put her on the list for party two.

Had a break upstairs between parties. I felt a wee bit uncomfortable as the girls didn’t really want to engage in conversation so I eventually shut up. Monique then came up about 15 minutes before the next party and did want to chat, which was interesting.

Anyway eventually 4pm came and down we went. The number of guests was lower this time and it started well with a two girl with Lisa and Francesca with Jasmine joining in too. Great fun and we all enjoyed ourselves. Then a session on the big bed when I got sucked off by Jasmine while I watched Francesca getting it doggy style as we watched each other’s faces, very erotic! I went in search of Ivana, but unfortunately she was getting hogged again and as it was her first party she probably didn’t have the experience of the other girls as how to prevent that?

Another session with Jewels but just okay, so I returned to the Brazilians this time Monique.Finished off with Lisa, Jasmine, Monique and Francesca coaxing a last pop out of me with minutes to spare. They looked so pleased with themselves when they did   (justifiably so as I couldn’t believe they’d managed it!).

Okay. Would I do it again? Based on party one, probably not, but based on party two probably yes.

Good things:
The Brazilian girls (inc, Lisa who’s half Brazilian) and their sense of fun and enthusiasm.
The attractiveness of all the ladies.
The slickness of the organisation and logistics.

Not so good things:
The complete absence of deep kissing and perfunctory kissing at best otherwise (unexpected).
No fingers (understandable I suppose, in the absence of a fingernail check!)
Not every girl was open to cunnilingus (a surprise to me given the amount of chat about it on here!)
Hogging (particularly of Ivana in both parties and Emmanuella in the second party)It was attempted with Jewels but she obviously had the experience to prevent it.
Lighting is too dim.

I appreciate that this is not the usual ringing endorsement, but I believe I am being as fair and honest as I can.

Would I return? Yeah I probably will at some stage, as it is a truly unique experience that I’m glad I tried. 

Paddy