As we seem to be settling down to chilly damp late Summer evenings made even chiller (though less damp) by the LMP Crew sunning themsleves…..anyone got any good jokes to keep us happy till we all resume…

Thought I’d open with a fave of mine

A native American Indian is talking to his Father….
Why is my oldest brother called RideWithAnEagle?
Because on the day he was born I was out hunting and saw an Eagle…

Why is my younger brother called FightsWithABear?
Because on the day he was born I saw a fight with a bear…

Why is my youngest sister called RainbowWithClouds?
Because on the day she was born I saw a rainbow in the clouds…......but why do you ask, TwoDogsFucking?

gandhi as you know walked barefoot most of the time which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. he also ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.                                                                                                                                              this made him a super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

The true genius of Tommy Cooper…...every one of those is a gem….just to add one of my faves…

Went to buy some camouflage trousers at the weekend…..couldn’t find any…....